nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 A rabid grizzle bear or John Riggins? Mind you, riggins has been on a 2 week bender, has a mohawk, and is holding a 6 pack of pabts blue ribbon. there is also an oxygen mask within riggo's reach. here is my take on the fight. the bear would charge riggo pretty hard and the collision would send shockwaves through the forrest. unfortunately for the bear, it would also tick riggo off worse then a db diving at his knees. after a brief trip to the O2 machine to catch his breath and a quick pull of his pabts can riggo would announce "it's my turn" and charge the bear. fearfull of the lunicy of the human, the bear would clearly limp back into the forrest to let riggo enjoy the rest of his 6 pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Someone on this thread is going to say Chuck Norris. So, to change things up... JACK BAUER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbodiesel#44 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Depends. Did he have his "B12" shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDETHEWALRUS Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 How big is the bear? And how bored are you at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C26 Run Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 :laugh: Just the fact that you put so much thought into that shows that you are ready for the regular season :laugh: .:helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 John Riggins!!! That guy was crazy! He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSkinz1 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dude, that's so funny! I can't believe you actually did it! I just hope the NNT police find the humor in it as well. Hail, H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 How big is the bear? And how bored are you at work? the bear is a full grown female that just wondered down from the rockies to pick a fight. so i'm assuming that that would be what...8foot 1500lbs? oh i'm bored. Depends. Did he have his "B12" shot? for sake of the arguement, no he did not. if he had his B12 shot this wouldn't even be a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 John Riggins!!!That guy was crazy! He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony! he taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 A rabid grizzle bear or John Riggins? Mind you, riggins has been on a 2 week bender, has a mohawk, and is holding a 6 pack of pabts blue ribbon. there is also an oxygen mask within riggo's reach.here is my take on the fight. the bear would charge riggo pretty hard and the collision would send shockwaves through the forrest. unfortunately for the bear, it would also tick riggo off worse then a db diving at his knees. after a brief trip to the O2 machine to catch his breath and a quick pull of his pabts can riggo would announce "it's my turn" and charge the bear. fearfull of the lunicy of the human, the bear would clearly limp back into the forrest to let riggo enjoy the rest of his 6 pack. haha i didnt think you were being serious. thats the last time i underestimate you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Dude, that's so funny! I can't believe you actually did it! I just hope the NNT police find the humor in it as well. Hail, H i meant no disrespect to the mods by it, but i thought that this question as possed in the other thread is clearly a question that i have been pondering since i was a child and my dad told me how great riggo was. as a youngster only 25 who did not get a chacne to appreciate the power of riggo in real life, i am truely searching for this question. if riggo would agree to fight a bear for me in real life it would make things a lot easier in my life, but until then i need some input from those of you who have seen his dominance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 He breastfeeds John Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Nace, I thought ST was supposed to be in the fight?!?! BLC, you were right, this thread will get more attention. (EDIT: Unfortunately) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Nace, I thought ST was supposed to be in the fight?!?!BLC, you were right, this thread will get more attention. (EDIT: Unfortunately) threads like this always get more attention. but at least i get to quote bill brasky lines in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Nace, I thought ST was supposed to be in the fight?!?!BLC, you were right, this thread will get more attention. (EDIT: Unfortunately) so you want to put riggo, st, and a bear in a bar fight? come on riggo wins that hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSkinz1 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 i meant no disrespect to the mods by it, but i thought that this question as possed in the other thread is clearly a question that i have been pondering since i was a child and my dad told me how great riggo was. as a youngster only 25 who did not get a chacne to appreciate the power of riggo in real life, i am truely searching for this question. if riggo would agree to fight a bear for me in real life it would make things a lot easier in my life, but until then i need some input from those of you who have seen his dominance. Nice cover Nace! :laugh: This thread in Tailgate makes more sense, so I think you're fine now. The bear would kill Riggo, and I think he'd admit it. But I gotta appreciate the nads dude! Hail, H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Did you ever hear about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Riggo said it would've happened sometime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Nice cover Nace! :laugh: This thread in Tailgate makes more sense, so I think you're fine now.The bear would kill Riggo, and I think he'd admit it. But I gotta appreciate the nads dude! Hail, H what if i give riggo an authentic Charokee Indian Bow and Arrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Has the bear ever been shot in the heart before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Has the bear ever been shot in the heart before? the bear has his war wounds, but nothing more dramatic than what riggo has endured and would make it an unfair fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 The bear wins but Riggo gets at least five yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Okay here's my take on the fight: The Bear sees John Riggins, and slowly makes his way over. Riggins pulls down a few swigs of his Pabst, and lets out a blood-curdling yell and charges the Bear. The Bear then eats John Riggins. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Okay here's my take on the fight:The Bear sees John Riggins, and slowly makes his way over. Riggins pulls down a few swigs of his Pabst, and lets out a blood-curdling yell and charges the Bear. The Bear then eats John Riggins. .... whole? or did it go limb by limb or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinzfan4eva Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Someone on this thread is going to say Chuck Norris. So, to change things up...JACK BAUER!!! i'm goin with Jim Tressel! lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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