Atlanta Skins Fan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Obviously all of us are to blame for the incredible 10-game losing streak against the Cowboys. I know I've tried all the ordinary fan techniques to urge the Redskins on to victory: throwing the remote control, screaming at the TV, praying to God, curling into a fetal position as the Redskins fall behind, pretending not to care, cheering sarcastically for the Cowboys, even abstaining from sex during the game. Nothing has worked. So now it's time to roll out the heavy artillery. The ultimate bet for the die-hard Redskin fan. Risking everything. Knowing that nothing but abject humiliation awaits if the Redskins lose. So here it is: :jerkoff: The ASF Jack-Off Challenge :jerkoff: If the Redskins lose on Sunday, I hereby promise to jack off to this picture of Emmitt Smith. Come to think of it, the whole Redskins team should, too. Now who will join this bet or offer their own? It's time as fans that we put everything on the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurent Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 To each their own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Well... ASF Outstanding. I recommend soon. :doh: This may have been one that could have best been left somewhere else. :shootinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Seems I took a wrong turn and ended up in bizaro land. Can somone please direct me back to extremeskins.com?:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskeypeet Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Dude I don't think I will be joing you but I did find your post humerous enough...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Humorous is not the word I am using to describe this post. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TennesseeCarl Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 If we get swept by this particularly inept edition of 'America's Team', I think it's evidence that the Redskin players, not the fans, who've been jerkin' off. :jerkoff: You know, it's amazing that we even have an appropos emoticon for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by TXfbluvr Humorous is not the word I am using to describe this post. So what is the word then? This thread seems pretty tame compared to the mulitude of double-entendres posted by many of us here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I got a bit of a giggle from it. I'm just glad that I don't know what ASF looks like so I don't have this thought running through my head if the Redskins lose!!! :puke: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuskin Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I think it's funny but I do NOT want to know if it's followed up on.:shootinth Seems to me the team has been bending over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe a Cowboys fan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 It is a unique post for a football board, maybe not the kind of thing I would do, but whatever gets you through the night. As mentioned above, TG I don't have to know and even worse see the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins57 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Come on guys, isn't anyone gonna give ASF a hand on this one:rolleyes: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TennesseeCarl Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 (In the same vein) Come on, ASF! We're pullin' for ya. (Couldn't resist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathByLinebacker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 "Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&G Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by TXfbluvr Humorous is not the word I am using to describe this post. Blondie Blondie, however distasteful, we must keep in mind afterall, that if the Cowboys win the game on Sunday the worst thing that will happen as regards ASF's challenge is that he will have sex with someone he loves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 To a picture of Emmitt? I don't think that would be possible. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurent Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 I think that's one of the cases where even a years worth of Viagra supply won't do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Hmmm. I wonder what picture he'll use if the Redskins win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Come on guys, isn't anyone gonna give ASF a hand on this one Now THAT'S the attitude I've come to expect from the members of this board !! Way to go Skins57 (and others). Besides, if ASF wants to slap his snausage to a picture of Emmitt, that's his business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins57 Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Besides, if ASF wants to slap his snausage to a picture of Emmitt, that's his business Just please don't tell us the details:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 "Besides, if ASF wants to slap his snausage to a picture of Emmitt, that's his business." Yes... and let's try to keep it that way. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Wasn't quite sure what -- if anything -- to do with this thread. Kill it? Nah ... not really all that bad. Kinda sad, clearly atonal and bit bizarre ... but not all that bad. Ignore it? Perhaps. Nah ... not after reading a couple of the responses. Deathbylinebacker gets a nod for invoking Jerry (all that and a puffy shirt too). Always a good thing in my book. And doubly so in a thread that invokes (if unintentionally) a "master of his domain" gestalt. B&G ... now that, good sir, was a perfect post. So perfect, in fact, that there is no way I kill OR ignore this thread. I just with I had said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pga Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 To ASF: Dude...............your scaring me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathByLinebacker Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by Kyle Hmmm. I wonder what picture he'll use if the Redskins win. I'm pretty sure it will be a fullsize poster of Kim Helton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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