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      Good afternoon Redskins fans!  I have once again been invited to sit in the relative comfort of the press box and shout my thoughts into the void via this blog.  As you watch the game today and see the rain  pour relentlessly from the heavens, know that I am safe and dry.  Know also that @Spaceman Spiff is out there somewhere, cold and unappreciated, rolling around in the muck trying to capture that perfect picture.  Maybe say a little prayer for his health (or laugh, whatever, I’m not judging you).  Also, be sure not to miss the pictures he posts on this site after each game.     
       
      Before we get into today's Redskins game, I want give some thanks for more positive occurrences in DC sports.  Congrats to the Washington Mystics for winning their first championship.  Congrats go out to the Washington Nationals as well for reaching the world series.  These two teams (along with the Caps) are working hard to change the sports related mood around this town, and we're all happier for it. 
       
      Lets move now into less cheerful topics, namely your Washington Redskins!  Yow know things are going bad, and I mean really dang bad, when your team has gone through three quarterbacks and two coaches and your not even half way through the season.  Today's fresh hell comes in the form of a specter of the our recent past coming to smirk at our misfortune.  Im talking of course of Kyle.  Kyle's spent the week assuring everyone that he isn’t holding a grudge, while very obviously holding a grudge.  “Everything else.”  You know what I’m talking about. 
       
      If all he brought to town were his hurt feelings we wouldn’t have a problem.  Sadly, he’s arrived with an undefeated football team that the NFL says we have to play this week.  This feels entirely unfair. 
       
      My generic key to the game:  Run the ball and stop the run.  The team (spoiler alert: 49ers) that does this today will win.   
       
      Redskins Inactives  
      QB Colt McCoy  
      S Deshazor Everett  
      CB Josh Norman  
      RB Chris THompson  
      LB Josh Harvey-Clemons 
      G Wes Martin  
      TE Vernon Davis  
       
      49ers inactives  
      QB CJ Beathard 
      WR Deebo Samuel  
      CB Ahkello Witherspoon  
      FB Kyle Juszczyk 
      T Mike McGLinchey 
      T Joe Staley 
      DL DJ Jones 
       
      1st Quarter Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers
       
      Callahan wasn’t playing around when he said he wanted to run the ball.  That first drive was all runs, and looked great... right up until they tried to pass the ball.  Hopkins missed the relatively short fied goal, because of course he did.     

      Maybe Quinn isn’t a good choice to be returning punts?  Consider it.    
       
      That second Redskins drive looked more like what we’ve come to expect from this offense.  Run for negative yards, pass dropped, and an unsuccessful screen pass.  A quintessential Redskins three and out. 

      Passing yards this quarter:  Redskins 3. 49ers 9.  Are you not entertained?! 
       
      Half Time Update
      Redskins 0 – 0 49ers 
       
      How happy are you to spend your Sunday afternoon watching this game?  Consider that some people paid money, to sit in a poncho, in the rain, to watch this game. 
       
      It’s now time for those half time adjustments that our beloved skins do so well.  It’s unlikely the second half mirrors the first. 
       
      3rd Quarter Update 
      Redskins 0 – 3 49ers  
       
      Good news, this game will not end in a 0-0 tie.  Those half time adjustments have kicked in as expected and the 49ers have found a way onto the scoreboard in this messy throwback game.  The Redskins have decided to spend the second half collecting holding penalties and sadness.  Mercifully, only one quarter remains. 
       
      End of Game Update 
      Redskins 0 – 9 49ers 
       
      Callahan hasn’t spent much time as head coach, but he’s already proven that his team can waste 2nd half timeouts like a veteran.  It makes little sense to adopt a strategy that shortens the game when your team is losing, and it makes even less sense when your team is short on time outs.  I’m not really sure what the thinking as late in this game.    
       
      Next week Kirk Cousins!   
       
       
Big Weirdo

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Just read that article saying Romo is the best Qb in the NFC.

**** the Cowboys.

:mad:

and the writer that wrote that :bsflag: they can :moon: !

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it's been a while so **** YOU ****ING COW****S!

always does make me feel better...

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**** the Mother ****ing titty sucking two-time ***** Tony Romo and his faggoty smile. **** that choke artist Marion ****ing Barber the ****ing III. He can lick my ass while I pop off on his girlfriend... that ****in Skank. **** the Cowboys forever.

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I hate all the Cowboy "love-fest" that is going on also. Those ***holes and retards aren't that much better than us. As I posted in this forum, they aren't any better than the Redskins. At least we can win a playoff game in the last 10 years. Every year they get picked as the Super BOwl favorites and for what? Because Jerry Jones is going to save the troubled players of the NFL one player at a time. So he added TO, Tank Johnson, and Adam "Don't call me Pacman any more" Jones. So what? does that make them the automatic winner of the Super Bowl entry for the NFC? No. If you really look at their talent and then at ours, there really isn't any difference.

Sure you can toss the Tony Romo regular season QB rating at us but he S**Ks during the playoffs. He is really good but he isn't Brett Favre, his idol, and trying to play like him is going to get you the same results that Favre got. A lot of regular season wins but nothing else to show for it. Yes, Brett Favre won a Super Bowl but lost a lot of opportunities because of his gunslinger mentality. That is Tony Romo's problem and until he gets that part of his play out of him, if he ever does, then he will always come up short. That is what happens with these Cowboy teams of now. They win early and lose late because they think they can turn it on and off any time they need to. Tom Landry coached teams never underestimated their opponents as much as Jerry Jones and his coaches have. Jerry Jones is not a saint but he isn't a savior either. So **** the Cow**** and all of their fans. Jerry Jones will never get back to the promise land and I am willing to say that Dan Snyder will win one before he will.

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Certain things just naturally bring comfort, and make everything right with the world -- a cold beer after cutting the grass, a good book at the beach, a good woman to cuddle up with at the end of the day.

But sometimes it's even simpler. Sometimes it's just a phrase. A word or three to convey the true expression of one's heart. Such is the case today as I draw a deep breath and say....

**** the Cowboys.

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They just reran the Giants-Cowf---s playoff game from this past January. It was even more fun to watch the second time, especially the total offensive panic mode they were in for the last 8 minutes of the fourth quarter.

F*** the Cowboys.

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They just reran the Giants-Cowf---s playoff game from this past January. It was even more fun to watch the second time, especially the total offensive panic mode they were in for the last 8 minutes of the fourth quarter.

F*** the Cowboys.

:dallasuck Its o.k., they're gonna win the superbowl again this year just like the last 12yrs or so. As a Skinz fan i've come to understand my place. A media nevermind thats does what Dallas talks about every year. Thats win when we get to the playoffs. Everyone laughed at us in 99 when we picked up all those aging vets. We went 8-8 and almost made the playoffs. Just remember this. That same old squad has the same amount of playoff wins as dallass over the last 12yrs. Mind you, we don't go around every season expecting the commish to hand us the Lombardi trophy.

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Well, training camp is upon us. Which means practices in the sweltering heat, cuts, a new coaching staff, preseason games, tailgating oh and yeah, the year-round mantra

**** the ****boys mother****ers!!

:laugh:

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**** the egals! :D

wow...edumacated.

**** the cowboys

**** tony romo

**** TO

**** Crayton

We love Jessica Simpson though..:laugh:

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