Raelian1 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA. Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them. WHAT HAPPENED? On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible. He told Rael that: "We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" THE MESSAGES The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe. Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation. And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Tom Cruise is stuck in my closet! Come out of the closet Mr Cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Why are you posting this on a football message board. Shouldn't you be contacting George Bush or Dan Rather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 HUMAN SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING DNA.Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings and traditions. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred. It is now time to welcome them. WHAT HAPPENED? On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from another planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial human being was a little over four feet tall, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin, and exuded harmony and humor. Rael recently described him by saying quite simply, "If he were to walk down a street in Japan, he would not even be noticed." In other words, they look like us, and we look like them. In fact, we were created "in their image" as explained in the Bible. He told Rael that: "We were the ones who designed all life on earth" "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" "Now that you are mature enough to understand this,we would like to enter official contact through an embassy" THE MESSAGES The messages dictated to Rael explain that life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings literally "in their image" -- what one can call "scientific creationism." References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity, can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the Biblical account of Creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as the singular word "God", but it is actually a plural word which means "those who came from the sky", and the singular is "Eloha" (also known as "Allah"). Indigenous cultures all over the world remember these "gods" who came from the sky, including natives of Africa (Dogon, Twa, etc.), America, Asia, Australia, and Europe. Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Mohammed, etc., all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the Messages they taught, each adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognize them as our Creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them. Jesus, whose father was an Eloha, was given the task of spreading these messages throughout the world in preparation for this crucial time in which we are now privileged to live: the predicted Age Of Revelation. And most important of all, download and read the free e-book, "Intelligent Design - Message from the Designers" the book which will revolutionize your thinking, transform your life and which is already changing the world. For more information visit http://www.rael.org and discover the truth about our origins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I blame Mark Brunell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 rael is directly responsible for anglo-babylonian time and the rapid extinction of the tree octopus ...edit... also he is behind the global deception that Belgium exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 WELCOME!!!! Let me be the first to say... O-Qua Tangin Wann... Qua Omsa Lagee Wann!!!! http://www.rileymartinizer.com/ make sure to use the rileymartinizer to translate webpages into Riley speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 The Master will see you now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Tom Cruise is stuck in my closet!Come out of the closet Mr Cruise! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Everyone knows that humans on Earth came from the 12th Planet. Why do you think they built pyramids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Is it time for the paloffs now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Designed in their own image ... couldn't they have given us a version 2.0 without all the mistakes of the first version ... bad backs, weak ankles, an appendix, vestigial tail ... intelligent design :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Tell these aliens that they can come over my house this weekend and clean it.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Look at all the neat crap they are selling on that website! http://www.rael.org/e107_plugins/vstore/showpic.php?id=151&cat=32 Only $118.00 plus S&H. Sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadets08 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 This is the wacko group that claimed a couple of years ago that they had successfully cloned the first human. This french guy Rael that "met" this alien (probably tripping on Acid) is a complete crazy. He walks around in a white Robe all day, and I'm sorry only Hef can pull that off. Check it out. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I think the Raelians and the Flying Spaghetti Monster should have a cage match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 "You mistook us for gods" "We were at the origin of your main religions" Stupid aliens......why didn't you just set us straight then. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 This all makes perfect sense, I'd like to join your club. But only if I can be 2nd in charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Wow... 20+ posts and no one's made the "makes as much sense as the Bible" crack? You guys are slipping... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Oh and the Raelian idea makes as much sense as the Bible. They are both wrong though. We come from the 12th planet. http://www.amazon.com/12th-Planet-Earth-Chronicles-Book/dp/038039362X/sr=1-1/qid=1169314825/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-4510796-0834828?ie=UTF8&s=books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.