Sarge Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Because I just can't turn down a double dog dare :laugh: >> The Democrats now promise, "A New Direction For America" >> >> ...................................... >> >> The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Unemployment is at 25 year lows. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Oil prices are plummeting. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Taxes are at 20 year lows. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, over last year >> just as predicted. A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not >> surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's >> top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US >> Intel. A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and >> British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 >> Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order >> to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, >> Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and >> just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all >> over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding >> places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown >> off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the >> United States to wage war on us here. >> A new direction from there means, what? >> >> Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect: >> >> The economy to go South >> Illegals to go North >> Taxes to go Up >> Employment to go Down >> Terrorism to come In >> Tax breaks to go Out >> Social Security to go away >> Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone >> >> But what the heck! >> >> I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, >> Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create >> a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, >> Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, >> Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything >> Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months >> Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same >> name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I >> forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan. >> >> Now I know why I feel good after the elections. >> I am going to be able to sleep so much better at nights knowing >> these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare. >> >> Please pass this good news along to all of your friends so they >> can feel better also. >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Why do good things get ignored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Why do good things get ignored? Because the truth is boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 edit: I enjoyed that, in a way one enjoys an enima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I loved it. It is better than anything Keith Oberdouche says. :laugh: Now that should rattle chom a bit and force him to reply to this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I loved it. It is better than anything Keith Oberdouche says. :laugh: Now that should rattle chom a bit and force him to reply to this thread. Well, he'll tell us that this stuff doesn't really mean anything and its actually not accurate at all...in fact, far from it. All that really matters is whats going on in Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 edit: I enjoyed that, in a way one enjoys an enima. I'm not even going to go there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Well, he'll tell us that this stuff doesn't really mean anything and its actually not accurate at all...in fact, far from it. Some if it may be accurate, but its still misleading. Like the home valuations one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I agree with Please Blitz in this regard: :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Funny stuff. "They" should be here soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The war in Iraq is a miserable failure. A new direction from there is what? Global opinion of the US is at an all time low. A new direction from there is what? Iran has nuclear weapons and may be testing them right under Dubya's nose. A new direction from there is what? Bush has handled the North Korea threat like a nerdy high school kid asking out the prom queen. A new direction from there is what? The education system in this country is in shambles, and the laughing stock of the civilized world. A new direction from there is what? Bush has taken more vacation than any president in history, while facing some of the toughest situations in history. A new direction from there is what? The US is now known as a country who goes to war without any provocation based on shaky evidence at best. A new direction from there is what? 60-70% of the country (according to some polls) feel that the president is not doing a good job. A new direction from there is what? Our nation is still as dependent on foreign oil as it ever was, and still will be crippled by the impending energy crisis. A new direction from there is what? Haliburton has gotten government contracts in Iraq and robbed the country blind, all because Dick Cheney used to work there. A new direction from there is what? See how easy it is to make simple statements like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 And here I thought you smoked a joint. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 :munchout: :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insomniac Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The war in Iraq is a miserable failure.A new direction from there is what? Global opinion of the US is at an all time low. A new direction from there is what? Iran has nuclear weapons and may be testing them right under Dubya's nose. A new direction from there is what? Bush has handled the South Korea threat like a nerdy high school kid asking out the prom queen. A new direction from there is what? The education system in this country is in shambles, and the laughing stock of the civilized world. A new direction from there is what? Bush has taken more vacation than any president in history, while facing some of the toughest situations in history. A new direction from there is what? The US is now known as a country who goes to war without any provocation based on shaky evidence at best. A new direction from there is what? 60-70% of the country (according to some polls) feel that the president is not doing a good job. A new direction from there is what? Our nation is still as dependent on foreign oil as it ever was, and still will be crippled by the impending energy crisis. A new direction from there is what? Haliburton has gotten government contracts in Iraq and robbed the country blind, all because Dick Cheney used to work there. A new direction from there is what? See how easy it is to make simple statements like that?? your list sucks liberal :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 See how easy it is to make simple statements like that?? An alien agrees with your views.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I loved it. It is better than anything Keith Oberdouche says. :laugh: Now that should rattle chom a bit and force him to reply to this thread. Conservatives, you should be worried. This is the type of followers you have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Conservatives, you should be worried. This is the type of followers you have. Lol...this thread is gonna be great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 I loved it. It is better than anything Keith Oberdouche says. :laugh: Now that should rattle chom a bit and force him to reply to this thread. speaking of the devil :cool: ... i haven't seen him here for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 speaking of the devil :cool: ... i haven't seen him here for a while. He's been in AtNFL defending Brady and the Patriots. :laugh: (seriously :paranoid: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 Conservatives, you should be worried. This is the type of followers you have. I'm not a registered Republican. But, I do vote for them more often than Democrats. The pansy Libs are who I will never vote for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The war in Iraq is a miserable failure.A new direction from there is what? Global opinion of the US is at an all time low. A new direction from there is what? Iran has nuclear weapons and may be testing them right under Dubya's nose. A new direction from there is what? Bush has handled the South Korea threat like a nerdy high school kid asking out the prom queen. A new direction from there is what? The education system in this country is in shambles, and the laughing stock of the civilized world. A new direction from there is what? Bush has taken more vacation than any president in history, while facing some of the toughest situations in history. A new direction from there is what? The US is now known as a country who goes to war without any provocation based on shaky evidence at best. A new direction from there is what? 60-70% of the country (according to some polls) feel that the president is not doing a good job. A new direction from there is what? Our nation is still as dependent on foreign oil as it ever was, and still will be crippled by the impending energy crisis. A new direction from there is what? Haliburton has gotten government contracts in Iraq and robbed the country blind, all because Dick Cheney used to work there. A new direction from there is what? See how easy it is to make simple statements like that?? If you wouldn't have said South Korea instead of NORTH Korea, you might've carried some merit. BTW North Korea won't do jack b/c China is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 If you wouldn't have said South Korea instead of NORTH Korea, you might've carried some merit.BTW North Korea won't do jack b/c China is watching. :doh: I'm tired....:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 The war in Iraq is a miserable failure.A new direction from there is what? more troops could go wither way. new leadership here i would say is worth asking for Global opinion of the US is at an all time low. A new direction from there is what? how bout this; who the **** cares? Iran has nuclear weapons and may be testing them right under Dubya's nose. A new direction from there is what? a first strike? you tell me Bush has handled the North Korea threat like a nerdy high school kid asking out the prom queen. A new direction from there is what? agreed The education system in this country is in shambles, and the laughing stock of the civilized world. A new direction from there is what? i wouldnt go that far, but some more funding would be a good change Bush has taken more vacation than any president in history, while facing some of the toughest situations in history. A new direction from there is what? well... i think you defeated your own argument without intending to... although i do agree with you;) The US is now known as a country who goes to war without any provocation based on shaky evidence at best. A new direction from there is what? well you want something doen about iran. someones hypocritical (9-11, while iraq has little to do with that IS a pretty big provocation) 60-70% of the country (according to some polls) feel that the president is not doing a good job. A new direction from there is what? the president starting to be acountable andstop spoon feeding us bull**** Our nation is still as dependent on foreign oil as it ever was, and still will be crippled by the impending energy crisis. A new direction from there is what? looking into alternative energy. i dont get some republicans. i would love nothing more than to be energy independent and tell the saudis to drink their oil and destroy each other. Haliburton has gotten government contracts in Iraq and robbed the country blind, all because Dick Cheney used to work there. A new direction from there is what? maybe true, may be coincidence right? See how easy it is to make simple statements like that?? anyway, i think sarge does have a point, but a point both of you forgot is foriegn trade; i like what the dems are bringing to the table. some of what they are proposing i think is legitamitly good. if they follow through. some of what they want to do scares me. but thats just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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