Blondie Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 My dog snores. I mean S N O R E S. LOUDLY. The sweet little cute little Schitzu..........SNORES LIKE SOME MEN I HAVE HEARD. Anyone else have a snoring dog? Is there something to remedy this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 My cat snores. I think that it's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUHeckler Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Mine too. I throw a pillow at it.... she usually stops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Blondie...You need to go buy some ribbon. A couple had a dog that snored. Annoyed that she couldn't sleep the woman goes to the vet and asks for help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. She doesn't believe it for a minute, but that night, a few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself that she'll try anything to shut that dog up, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon trick might work on him, too, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! She got the best sleep she had had in months. Early the next morning, her husband awakens from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins4life234 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 my dogs snore and moan and cry and make all different noises when they sleep, I just wake them up each time they do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 God yes, the pug snores,hacks up crap,farts and is just generaly a pain in the ... But he's fun,especially with the Rott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 My cat snores.I think that it's cute. so does mine. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 My dog lives another life in her dreams. She snores, runs, barks, it looks like she's havin a sezuire. Dunno how to remedy it, but I usually just let her go to the next room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Oh please...anyone who wants to put up their dog vs my horse in a snoring contest let me know!!!! :laugh: Its sooo bad...I put his bed (its a king size) in my daughters room......... AND I STILL HEAR HIM!!!...and the gas...oh...lets not talk about the gas!:doh: :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Mine too. I throw a pillow at it.... she usually stops Pillows dont work for me...he just lays right down on them....ugh!:logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted January 16, 2007 Author Share Posted January 16, 2007 Blondie...You need to go buy some ribbon.Early the next morning, her husband awakens from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is an ALL ESTROGEN household. No testicles in sight. :laugh: :laugh: The responses are great!!! She is not alone. I had a poodle for 16 years. He did not snore..........his little feet would move in his sleep......and it would look like he was chasing rabbits........but he didn't snore. Keep them coming folks. I am enjoying it!!!!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sircharlz Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Oh please...anyone who wants to put up their dog vs my horse in a snoring contest let me know!!!! :laugh: Its sooo bad...I put his bed (its a king size) in my daughters room......... AND I STILL HEAR HIM!!!...and the gas...oh...lets not talk about the gas!:doh: :logo: I'm not convinced your dog is that big. Perhaps you are just small of stature. Just Kidding. My Boxer snores & makes other noises while she dreams. Just nudge them and they'll stop for a little while at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I'm not convinced your dog is that big. Perhaps you are just small of stature. Just Kidding.My Boxer snores & makes other noises while she dreams. Just nudge them and they'll stop for a little while at least. Actually...Im not that big of a guy..but he aint that small either! I think weight wise we are about even. :laugh: and also I have always heard you need to be careful about waking them up when dreaming...much like people, not sure if thats true or not.:logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sircharlz Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 and also I have always heard you need to be careful about waking them up when dreaming...much like people, not sure if thats true or not.:logo: Yeah, I let her alone when she's dreaming. But the snoring always gets her a thrown pillow or a nudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Not being much of a snorer myself, wouldn't know about snoring, :halo: but have had a few dogs in the past who did. One could snore as loud as my dad, (together it was bad. Siding on the house was jeopardy). Always did the same thing mom said she did with dad. Give them a shove. If that didn't work, cover the head with a blanket or sheet. Always went over well. Dogs can give "the look". Actually, it's a good thing one of the horse we owned didn't sleep in the house. Talk about snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyRules Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 All three of our boys snore, yelp, and let silent but deadly gases: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Gibbs snores very loudly! It is a half howl half snore. Not amusing at all. Huly, my cat, is a whole different story. He does not do anything quietly. He stomps through the house, purrs like a freight chain, snores like one too and if I ignore him he screams "mom" in my face! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugSkin Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 God yes, the pug snores,hacks up crap,farts and is just generaly a pain in the ...But he's fun,especially with the Rott. Hahaha! Our pug does all of the above, as well. They're the most adorable little disgusting animals I've ever seen. We haven't had to deal with the snoring since our 5 year old son started allowing the pug to sleep in his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Your pug looks alot like my favorite pug Silvio. Oddly enough, our pugs don't usually snore, something for which the breed is famous. Our Beagle snores from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 All three of my pugs snore and sometimes have mega flatulence issues. Gotta love pugs though one hell of a great breed. The middle pug Lola is our newest rescue, we've had her for about 2 months. The cat is boomer one of the 2 rescue cats we have, he's deaf and is an absolute character, he purrs unbelievably loud and is always getting into something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PugSkin Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 All three of my pugs snore and sometimes have mega flatulence issues. Gotta love pugs though one hell of a great breed. The middle pug Lola is our newest rescue, we've had her for about 2 months. The cat is boomer one of the 2 rescue cats we have, he's deaf and is an absolute character, he purrs unbelievably loud and is always getting into something. I LOVE that picture. Our pug also has flatulence issues. If there's a stench in the air we immediately look around to see where he is. He is wonderful, though! He's got a great personality, is friendly and and LOVE kids. We wouldn't trade his snoring, stinking pug belly for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Pugs are the most endearing pooches on the face of the earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Pugs are the most endearing pooches on the face of the earth! With a mug like that they gotta be :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I just got a puppy a few weeks ago and he's a snorer. I think the dogs got a deviated septum or something. Amstaff Boxer mix-- real handsome dog (also keeps the crackheads on the other side of the street ) -- guess dogs do take after their owners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 heres the little munchskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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