smashmowf Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 Anyone here ever perform a liver or colon flush?.....I've been doing a little informal research on the topic and I was wondering if the process is painful at all....plus are the benefits worth the process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 This is the inside of my colon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Johnny Punani This is the inside of my colon... So, once you retrieve it, guess you'll be in the market for a new webcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Tarhog So, once you retrieve it, guess you'll be in the market for a new webcam? Sry, not really my colon. That sounds really painfull. Yeowch! http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89ecolonblow.phtml This thread is brought to you by: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 If you want to flush yourself, drink lots of water!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 These pipes... ARE CLEAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Okay ... I wouldn't really recommend it unless you had to do it. I've had to flush my system twice for medical procedures - and it's literally the worst experience of my life. I had to drink some Fleet stuff the first time - then the second time I had a prescription from my doc --- neither was enjoyable. And frankly, it's disgusting to think/see what has been holed up in your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by CandaceM23 Okay ... I wouldn't really recommend it unless you had to do it. And frankly, it's disgusting to think/see what has been holed up in your body. I don't know... sounds like something to try out when you're bored on a weekend and have nothing better to do. ...syke... Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I've had a few Sunday mornings in college after a night of Milwaulkees best and 7-11 burritos that I felt like I'd had it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Fleet rules.... :doh: Thats stuff should be illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Taco Bell is cheaper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Kilmer17 I've had a few Sunday mornings in college after a night of Milwaulkees best and 7-11 burritos that I felt like I'd had it done. :laugh: :laugh: I was thinking this exact same thing. Candace, if there is some nasty stuff up there, why isn't it a good thing to have done periodically? Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Some doctors use polythethylene glycol (PEG) to flush out the system. I always thought that this was odd, considering ethylene glycol is the main ingredient in the antifreeze for you car. :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by TD_washingtonredskins :laugh: :laugh: I was thinking this exact same thing. Candace, if there is some nasty stuff up there, why isn't it a good thing to have done periodically? Just curious. Okay ... I will be brutally honest - and I will give you a fair warning that it will be gross ... so if you get grossed out . I had to drink some nasty liquid - that was extremely difficult to get down (and keep down for that matter). You have to drink a gallon of the liquid in an hour. The liquid has so much sodium in it that you can literally feel your stomach and bowels bubbling up. Within about 45 minutes of drinking what I could, I began to feel my stomach rumble unlike anything I'd felt before. Imagine how you feel when you know that you ate something terribly wrong and your stomach starts to cramp hardcore. Magnify that feeling times 100. I sat on the toilet for about two hours. First solid and then straight liquid. It's horrible - not enjoyable - and not humane. Your tail will hurt from execreting straight fluid. And the worst part is when you think that you're finally finished - you're really not. You are only getting started with round two. I have complained to my doctors that there must be a more humane way to clean out the system. It's pure torture. I guess that if you want to clean your system out and make sure that there isn't anything hiding in the corners of your colon then it's a good idea. But ... if you'd rather not know what's in there and dont have a problem with it residing there, then I would recommend passing on the Colon Cleanse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 I bet you felt better afterwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 you have to feel lighter and more alive after I bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross3909 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 There is this stuff I put on my yogert every morning called Flax seeds that I grind up. It is supposed to be great for the health of the colon and not nearly as painful. You can get them in your local health food store for $2 a lb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 No ... I really didn't feel better after everything was over. All I could think about was sitting in the bathroom for two hours crying cause I couldn't stop going and my ass hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by CandaceM23 I couldn't stop going and my ass hurt. :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :laugh::laugh: sorry... not laughing AT you... but :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by CandaceM23 No ... I really didn't feel better after everything was over. All I could think about was sitting in the bathroom for two hours crying cause I couldn't stop going and my ass hurt. Now I know how Liberace felt... :laugh: only kidding... not that there's anything wrong with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro Now I know how Liberace felt... :laugh: only kidding... not that there's anything wrong with that... LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Candace - you're talking about the most inappropriately named product in medical history: Golytely. I always they should have named it Gountilyouexpelyourintestines And for the chaser, they like to give you something called Mag citrate. Gotta love it. Never drank it. Hope never to have to. Although I've dealt with the horrifying results of patients drinking it many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Originally posted by Tarhog So, once you retrieve it, guess you'll be in the market for a new webcam? :rotflmao: :laugh: :respect: HAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted May 21, 2005 Share Posted May 21, 2005 There are some natural herbs that work great with no pain.I have used them along with some parasite removal herbs.Try !herb.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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