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Pete

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Ya, I know.......... I've recycled this one so many times. Couldn't resist.......

Twas the week before Tampa, and all cross the land

A start of a new era, for the Skins is at hand

With Jason under center, the Redskins just might

Get the spark that they need, and rejoin the fight

Our breath will be bated, but not due to dread

While thoughts of our future, dance through our heads

We wait to see Jason, for a long time he sat

but he’s off the bench now, and we hope he’s all that

We’ll stare at our screens, with so little chatter,

We anticipate the start, and nothing else matters.

Away to the kitchen, we’ll run like a flash,

To get some more popcorn, before the teams clash

We’ll pound on our chests and yell here we go

Say a prayer for young Jason, he’s a rookie you know

When what to our wondering ears should we hear,

the teams on the field, game time is near

With a rookie QB, their chops they will lick

The defense will try to crush him, and hope for some picks

More rapid than eagles, the blitzes they’ll come,

and they’ll try to pound Jason, until he is numb.

But the line knows their part, and they’ll stop the blitzin

In young Jason’s draws, you won’t find any shlitzin

They’ll all work so hard, and form a huge wall

and give Jason time, to throw the dang ball

As long passes that before, we hadn’t seen fly,

Jasons strong arm, will light up the sky,

To all the receivers the passes they’ll go,

And don’t worry people, Cooleys’ part of the show

And then, in a twinkling, we will see proof

Betts will have numbers, that go through the roof

The offence will be clicking , after a start that’s been rough,

but don’t worry people, we’ll now score enough

We’ll be dressed in our gear, from our heads to feet,

as we see the coin tossed, we come out of our seat;

A bundle of nerves, as the coin hits the ground

The Redskins will receive, what a wonderful sound.

Our eyes -- how they twinkle! our smiles so merry!

Those white on white unies, look so damn cherry!

With a quick little wave, all players in a row

The ball is kicked off, it’s time for the show;

Chucky’s their of a coach, clinched tight his teeth

as his team just got flagged, for a hit that was cheep;

He has a scared look, and pain in his belly,

you can sense the mans fear, while viewing your tele.

He’s an arrogant young chump, all full of himself,

And I laugh when I see him, I may pizz myself;

I look at this guy and think in my head,

at the end of the game, he’ll be feeling great dread;

Gibbs spoke not a word, and went straight to work,

and unlike Gruden, doesn’t act like a jerk

And laying his finger, aside of his nose

And giving a nod, to the QB he chose;

Jason sprang from the huddle, the fans scream and whistle,

And away Moss flew, just like a cruise missile.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,

"A new era has started, our future is bright"

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But the line knows their part, and they’ll stop the blitzin

In young Jason’s draws, you won’t find any shlitzin

Gibbs spoke not a word, and went straight to work,

and unlike Gruden, doesn’t act like a jerk

And laying his finger, aside of his nose

And giving a nod, to the QB he chose;

Jason sprang from the huddle, the fans scream and whistle,

And away Moss flew, just like a cruise missile.

But I heard him exclaim, as he ran out of sight,

"A new era has started, our future is bright"

Very nice Pete.

That shlitzin line killed me.

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Those white on white unies, look so damn cherry!

You lost me there.

Bring back the Burgundy

White on white sucks

Looks like they're drivers

On Good Humor trucks

Why shouldn't Jason

With all his pizzazz

Look like our heroes

From golden years past

I'm hoping that Tampa

Will wear their home whites

So we can get back to

What's traditionally right

And may Jason Campbell

Restore our team's soul

And lead the revival

Of the BURGUNDY & GOLD!

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Our season is turning

I can't stay in my seat,

I can't wait to watch,

Jason set his feet.

And as he steps up,

to stand in the pocket,

Moss slips away

just like a hot rocket.

now let us sit back,

as they bring on the show,

Our redskins are back

and they are on the attack.

THANKS PETE! awesome poem yet again

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ok, I'll try one...

A new era begins, finally at last,

no more days of the 5 yard pass,

with the dinks and dunks, brunell put us asleep,

it's time to wake up!!!, JC will go deep!!

Jason will show us all he has learnt,

and bring us back, when Taylor gets burnt

a new era has begun, it's a new day

hell,I bet the D might even get a take away

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