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Jumbo's Third Annual Cowpie Poem/Haiku Festival (for bubba and tr1)

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This weekend we head to, the new FedEx South

To bust the damn Cowboys, square in the mouth

They think that last Sunday, was only a fluke

With Skins over Broncos, and Pack over Pukes

But somewhere deep, in the back of there minds

They know that their asses, are all on the line

They understand meltdown, will follow this loss

They curl up in fear, of Santana Moss

They've already started, to clear out that spot

The closet they store all the team stuff they got

For Sunday's the last time to see it this year

Don't worry little Cowboy, you'll see it next year

:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck:dallasuck

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DECEMBER

For some, it's Santa

For others, "it's too cold!"

For me, it's time to watch

As the pukes predictably fold!

I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

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MOVEMENT

Close lavatory door

Take a Cowboy

Wipe your Romo sits to pee

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Grab the calendar

Orakpo's coming for you

Romo sits to pee'll cry like a *****

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It's that time again. This would actually be tthe 7th anniversary. :)

BUMP!

(And hi, bubba, mi amigo grande. Hope you're watching. ;))

Edited by Jumbo

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Sympathy

Texas is burning

My heart goes to its people

football is second

Life as a Cowboyfan

The wind snaps a branch

Its green leaves flutter and fall

leaving a dry husk

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Bright lights Monday night

Walking wounded Pass the ribs

It's what's for dinner

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Rib Bone

Low steady heat

Covered to contain and retain

A flavor I love

Slowmo

A cowboy went down to the field

and a touchdown he attempted to yield

a sorry ass throw to a receiver too slow

and it's clear to all he ain't healed

Edited by KAOSkins

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Seeing this thread bump

Reminded its not the same

Without Bubba here

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Jumbo, not sure how I missed this way back when, but those are HILARIOUS.

Okay, here's mine for 2011.

Tony Romo sits to pee hurts

So they built him a jacket

How is that legal?

Their fans are crying

Not because of what Hall said

But because they suck

Jerruh the owner

Likes cosmetic surgery

Can't polish a turd

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His bachelor party

In the West VIrginia woods

Sure he's not a schmoe

Edited by TK

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one too many syllables there, TK. Drop the southwestern VA vernacular, bachelor does in fact have 3 syllables, not 2 :silly:

Romo sits to pee's cool party

Playing hide the salami

With his butt-buddies

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Never been to Texas

Can't find it with Google Earth

Stoopid bama fans

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Family

Time to reproduce?

To inbreed or not inbreed

That is the question

Intimacy

Sweet sweat of passion

Relative humidity

Uncle gets his gun

Home

Pride of ownership

A man's home is his trailer

Pipes above the ground

Family pt 2

Infants drinking Coke

Mom's too fat to see her feet

Dad' too drunk to drive

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