Year_of_The_Monk Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Reading these quotes has me so hype for tomorrow. Redskin gear already set out. It's time to make the journey to Dallas hail to the Redskins !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hammer Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 This is the most I've ever been excited playing Dallas. If the Skins win it will be off the hook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Sort of my "annual quote" for Dallas week on ES, born long ago before haiku was so familiar to the gaijan Dallas Fan Haiku BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit Big Screen TV through Double-wide's front door OPTIONS Unemployment's out Hey, maybe I can git on Disability BLAZE Distant sirens scream Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll dig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Damn Jeff Gordon DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 o'clock DEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin doll Mama whups his ass NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed :dallasuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daklieb Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 so wonderful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMarco Murray 29 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Throwback, 1979, Harvey Martin offered a peace offering to the skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Here's my new quote: Eat it, Dallas!!! (and I don't mean turkey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Love the poetry Jumbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boston skins fan Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Bump cause IT'S DALLAS WEEK. :dallasuck::dallasuck::dallasuck::dallasuck::dallasuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsforlife101 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) Normally don't do video links but its Cowpukes week. Hank Hill says it all Edited December 24, 2012 by skinsforlife101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend any amount of time with a Cowboys fan. ~ John Riggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTH Gang Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Not exactly Dallas related but one of my favorite Skins quotes is when then president Edward Bennett Williams said of George Allen, "I gave him an unlimited budget and he exceeded it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Smith Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 Amazing thread. There's a typo in the first quote, though - should be "go to hell," not "got to hell." BEAT DALLAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted December 25, 2012 Author Share Posted December 25, 2012 Amazing. I've read that two dozen times and never noticed :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ucfSKINS Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 I read this post for every Dallass-Skins game. Kudos to Mark. It was great meeting you prior to the Giants/Skins MNF game. I can't wait for Sunday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daklieb Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Hail!! Lets beat dallas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) Joe Gibbs famous qoute, "The Dallas Cowboys fans are the most ugliest people in the world' Edited December 30, 2012 by dcsmooth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 "I mean, nothing but cold water. Damn Redskins. And you know they've got hot water. You know they're showering good." -Harvey Martin. Billy Kilmer later confirmed that Allen had ordered Redskins Equipment manager Tom McVean to turn off the hot water leading to the visiting locker room when Dallas was in town. Man, when I saw hat quote, I wanted to kick my computer screen in. Hell Ya!!! Hail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 "Die you dogs. Die you Dallas dogs." - Sam Wyche >> I believe the quote is "Die you dogs die. Die you yellow dogs." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel25 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Does anybody have the video of Fred Smoot in the DB huddle before the game when he said "We talkin bout Redskins - Dallas... Ain't s*** else to say! Now lets go out here and ride on 'em!" Also I'd like to paraphrase Lorenzo Alexander's response to the guy that said hit rg3 even if it gets then a penalty. He said something like "well we got helmets and shoulder pads too, so if they wanna take it there we can take it there." I got hype at work when i heard him say that to doc and b mitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted December 30, 2012 Author Share Posted December 30, 2012 "Die you dogs. Die you Dallas dogs." - Sam Wyche >> I believe the quote is "Die you dogs die. Die you yellow dogs." I don't think so. I got this quote from print, and then I also heard him say it on video while standing on the sidelines during the game in one of the youtube vids. Maybe he quoted twice? ---------- Post added December-30th-2012 at 06:09 AM ---------- Does anybody have the video of Fred Smoot in the DB huddle before the game when he said "We talkin bout Redskins - Dallas... Ain't s*** else to say! Now lets go out here and ride on 'em!" 6. Do not attempt to circumvent the profanity filters. Type in your profane word and let the filters do their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike21 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 From Ball Hogs Radio...tons of quotes: http://www.ballhogsradio.com/2012/12/30/redskins-vs-cowboys-rivalry-quotes/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocazares Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Here's my new quote:Eat it, Dallas!!! (and I don't mean turkey) LOL So the spanish version is like Maradona said: Suck it (chupenla) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Year_of_The_Monk Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My famous quote on Thanksgiving 2012: " Yea Dad, I am wearing my Skins gear, nothing like the whole stadium hating on me while we win the game. Hell of a feeling !" True Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Bump for Dallas weeks.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hammer Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I think this is the first time I've ever seen this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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