Teller Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Another friendly tribute to a great mod and fellow ESer, iheartskins. As with Pete's 6000th post tribute, all quotes in the following story are from actual posts by iheartskins, and are used without permission and completely out of context. THEHEREAFTER's quotes are fake, but everyone else's are real...kind of. Enjoy! www.fakeextremeskinsnews.com/ihateskins iheartskins discovered to be double-agent by honorary_hog, FESN.com ExtremeSkins.com suffered what could be the most damaging blow in its history Friday afternoon, when it was learned that the moderator known as "iheartskins" is actually a double-agent from cowboyszone.com. Intelligence agents working on behalf of a boss known only as "The Dan" reported suspicious activity on cowboyszone.com early Thursday evening. Apparently, a registered user on the Cowboys' site known as "ihateskins" piqued their interest with several questionable posts. Here is the transcript of the conversation that tipped off the agents: "THEHEREAFTER: Hey, ihateskins, I know this guy on extremeskins.com who has a name a lot like yours. He goes by "iheartskins." Kind of ironic, but I'm sure it's a different guy. He's a rare-record collector who rarely ventures out of his mom's basement, or off of ES for any length of time. How bout you? Who do you like to hang out with? ihateskins: 'Boys fans on a 'Boys message board. THEHEREAFTER: That's what I'm talkin' about. Those guys at ES are the most pathetic bunch of Skins homers I've ever seen. ihateskins: I don't see anything wrong with what (those) guys are doing. The Redskins and Cowboys are heated rivals. THEHEREAFTER: What? What the hell are you, some kind of ES sympathizer? Or are you a Skins fan?!?! ihateskins: Wrong...BigD. THEHEREAFTER: Well OK then. No more defending those loser ESers anymore then, capiche? ihateskins: Fair enough." After reading the transcript, "The Dan" put together a crack staff to find out ihateskins' true identity. Within minutes, Agent TK (who was away from his assigned post...AGAIN!) returned with an IP address, home address and phone number; all of which matched the information on file for iheartskins. I caught up with iheartskins shortly after this story broke, and asked him what could possibly drive him to the darkside. How could he abandon ES for CZ? His answer was simple and direct: "Pieces of **** like you." Though deeply troubled by his response, I continued my line of questioning. "iheart, I know you're a born-and-bred Skins' fan. Did they pay you to jump ship? Are you on the take? What happened?" Again, his response was cold. "The market dictates what people are worth. This is a fundamental principle of a free market." And that was it. The former iheartskins turned his back and walked away, into his new desolate and pathetic life as "ihateskins." "IHEART!" I called as he walked away. "How am I going to explain this to everyone on ES?" He paused slightly, and without turning around said, "If you have any problems, email me." It's funny. After 10,000 posts, you think you know somebody. I guess not. Congrats anyway, "ihate." (Congratulations iheart, and 10,000 more posts, pal. All of 'em right here! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 You're on a roll H.H . Well done. Look forward to seeing what's next after you get back from your banishment. * I mean...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 h_h, thank you very much for taking the time to do something like this. You picked some great quotes and wrote up something creative and funny. Well done, my friend. I sincerely appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 h_h, thank you very much for taking the time to do something like this. You picked some great quotes and wrote up something creative and funny. Well done, my friend. I sincerely appreciate it. I REALLY hoped you wouldn't take offense to the record/basement thing. Just a joke, and I'm relieved you saw it as such. Thanks again for all you do here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 :applause::applause: :laugh: Nicely done, h_h! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 hahaha, like PCS said, youre on a roll HH IHS...congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I REALLY hoped you wouldn't take offense to the record/basement thing. Just a joke, and I'm relieved you saw it as such. Thanks again for all you do here. There's a little brown spot..........right there......on your nose :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 :laugh: good stuff as always H_H...i'm not a mod or anything but I should get something cool written like that when I hit 8K:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Another friendly tribute to a great mod and fellow ESer, iheartskins. As with Pete's 6000th post tribute, all quotes in the following story are from actual posts by iheartskins, and are used without permission and completely out of context. THEHEREAFTER's quotes are fake, but everyone else's are real...kind of. Enjoy! That was fantastic...and damn funny. I actually remember a bunch of those qoutes. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 :laugh: good stuff as always H_H...i'm not a mod or anything but I should get something cool written like that when I hit 8K:D Not to chat or anything, but I think I'm the only one who noticed that I already hit 8k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 Not to chat or anything, but I think I'm the only one who noticed that I already hit 8k I'm going to have to start limiting myself to one tribute a week. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Within minutes, Agent TK (who was away from his assigned post...AGAIN!) returned with an IP address, home address and phone number; all of which matched the information on file for iheartskins. Check it out Om. A prime example of life imitating art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Well, if your gonna limit yourself to one a week, do Art next week Great work once again. :notworthy :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Well, if your gonna limit yourself to one a week, do Art next week Great work once again. :notworthy :notworthy Wow. Art's might TAKE a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Great work H_H, keep it up! Congrats IHS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 great work, h_h.......you know, it doesn't HAVE to be a mod.....make fun of zoony, do it, do it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 great work, h_h.......you know, it doesn't HAVE to be a mod.....make fun of zoony, do it, do it!!! Aw man. That'd be friggin' classic (he who just passed 8000) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 great work, h_h.......you know, it doesn't HAVE to be a mod.....make fun of zoony, do it, do it!!! Uhhh.... I wouldn't do that if I were you. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Uhhh.... I wouldn't do that if I were you. :paranoid: Heck. I'm dishing it out. At some point I'm gonna have to take it. I knew that going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Heck. I'm dishing it out. At some point I'm gonna have to take it. I knew that going in. Not really what I meant... but, okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 29, 2006 Author Share Posted July 29, 2006 Not really what I meant... but, okay. OK, then 'splain please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 OK, then 'splain please. if he explains it, it's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 if he explains it, it's not funny. This guy gets me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I'm sensing a pleaseblitz reference.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I'm sensing a pleaseblitz reference.... your insight serves you well....[/obi wan] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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