The Evil Genius Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 :laugh: Dayum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Dang . . . my name is Steven too . ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Obviously Steven needs to escalate this to skywriting "Emily, You're fat. Steven" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NattyLight Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I got this yesterday. Cold Blooded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwpanic Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 ouch. throwing "poorly endowed" at the end was just mean. funny, but mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Ouch, that's funny as hell though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Got to be a photoshop. I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSidious Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 That is something. I almost feel bad for the poor fella. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/ That's her blog - memo to self, always be good to wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Obviously Steven needs to escalate this to skywriting "Emily, You're fat. Steven" :laugh: I love the simplicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Time to transfer the rest of the funds from the joint account and his personal and put it in the girlfriend's. (If he can trust her) Then, put an ad in the classifieds for a private massage/call girl with the wife's number and make up some business cards with the same and pass them out at the nearest bike week or similar redneck gathering. Just a couple things off of the top of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Why can't we all just get along!! (Reason # 456 NOT to cheat on my wife ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I had about 10 things run through my head when I saw the image. I'll keep them to myself as you folks seem to be taking this thread down a humor-related track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Time to transfer the rest of the funds from the joint account and his personal and put it in the girlfriend's. (If he can trust her)Then, put an ad in the classifieds for a private massage/call girl with the wife's number and make up some business cards with the same and pass them out at the nearest bike week or similar redneck gathering. Just a couple things off of the top of my head. Thats not nice ... he's the one that's cheating. He deserves everything that she does to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 ouch. throwing "poorly endowed" at the end was just mean. funny, but mean. I thought the same thing. http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/That's her blog -. Good link, that killed 10 minutes at work. She's on the "endowed" bandwagon on her blog too. An excerpt..... "You see, everyone, my husband of seven years has been putting his small, little tool into another woman’s toolbox" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Anyone else smell a rat? That vid looks like two college PA degree candidate actors trying hard to look casual. And what moron having an affair walks down the streets of his own neighborhood holding hands and smooching his trist? Don't care enough, really, to dig into it, but my first reaction is we're being snowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 Maybe OM - but it's damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 She's a fool.Old boy if he was tipping has several dummy accounts if things get sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Anyone else smell a rat?That vid looks like two college PA degree candidate actors trying hard to look casual. And what moron having an affair walks down the streets of his own neighborhood holding hands and smooching his trist? Don't care enough, really, to dig into it, but my first reaction is we're being snowed. I'm sure you are right...all in good fun though....gives us a reason to kill a few minutes of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 No argument that, true or not, it oughta be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 This paragraph is about halfway down the page. LMAO!!! It’s going to be 14 days of vengeance. 14 days of unbridled revenge. 14 days of Steven looking over his back to see what’s coming next. Because I’ve decided that 14 days is precisely the amount of time I’ll still devote to that faithless and deceitful husband before I wash my hands of him completely. These 14 days will be a message to all of those nut-sacks who betray their family. Remember in Jamaica, on our honeymoon, when you said we were now a family? Me and you. Oh, you remember! It was on the terrace, in our white satin robes, right after you came prematurely. (Shoulda seen that pattern!) 14 days of misery for Steven, 14 days of reprisal for me, and 14 days of fun for all of you reading this blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I read her blog and I don't know if this is all just an internet prank for laughs or if it's real. If it is real, she needs therapy. She's gonna spend 14 days on revenge. She mentioned the poorly-endowed on the billboard. Why? Is she lying, or is it true. If it's true, it didn't seem to matter for seven years. Not until now. Why give away the wine? If it's worth so much, make him sell it and get half in court. Now you have nothing from it Dumily. Could it be that she's been displaying behavior like this in the past months, along with letting her looks go (she metioned that she's now going back to the gym) that could have driven him to the arms of HER BEST FRIEND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NattyLight Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 It's Tuesday night and nothing's better than a bucket of popcorn, a bottle of wine (I did keep a few good ones for myself) and a great romantic movie. Don't you think? I've got a great, new romantic movie the private investigator made – just some highlights. I watched it 14 times last night. Steven and Laura. Holding hands, kissing, going to a HOTEL. Do you charge by the hour, Laura? *****. Steven, be afraid. Be deathly afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 OM-I'm with you. I don't buy it. I call BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 OM-I'm with you. I don't buy it. I call BS. At 95, I expect you know BS when you see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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