Teller Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 vs. a tag team of: and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 vs. a tag team of: and.... I think the booze wins vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 wins. On the other hand, taxing it could alleviate the rest of the budget deficit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Not strictly related, but have you seen the movie Fight Club to know why I chose Gandhi and Lincoln? Tall guy, good reach......skinny guys fight til theyre burger. :laugh: Good ones CWC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Ah, 2 game/joke thread legends: Honorary_Hog vs. Dean Collins http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2500008&postcount=163 For game thread noobs, those are references from a previous joke thread: http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2495672&postcount=34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I don't know about honorary_hog vs. DeanCollins, but head hog George Starke beats Andre Collins...does that count? (Sorry, couldn't find 'Dre in a Skins uni.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 I don't know about honorary_hog vs. DeanCollins, but head hog George Starke beats Andre Collins...does that count? No, Farva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Is it allowed in the rules for you to criticize my reasoning? I thought I'd go the obvious route. Sure, I've seen "Fight Club," but I don't really get the reference. I'm sorry if you took my response as an insult; I was truly somewhat unsure as to whether you were trying to be funny by unexpectedly stating the obvious. That's why I said "it's actually kind of funny" and put a little wink there at the end. Sorry I misunderstood you there. Now that I know that you weren't trying to be funny there, I'll explain that I just think that the game is designed to be a way to get alot of laughs going on, not to provide serious guesses accompanied by rational arguments. It's just more fun that way and judging by all of the other proposed fights and the rationale for predicting the winner, everyone else seems to agree. P.S. The reference was taken straight from the movie in the scene where Brad Pitt asks Norton if he could fight anybody from any time period who would he fight and Norton responds "Gandhi" (which I think is a hilarious answer). Pitt answered the same question saying he'd like to fight Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Lincoln wins. Gandhi was a pacifist.Genghis Khan vs Alexander the Great Alexander the Great wins by tapout due to a triangle chokehold. Ernest Hemmingway: vs. An old man of the sea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Ernest Hemmingway: vs. An old man of the sea: Hemmingway's personal honor code dictates never hitting a man with glasses. Unfortunately for Hemm, the OMOTS's honor code has no similar dictate against hitting an old man, being one himself. OMOTS wins. Elephant vs Rosie O'Donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Hemmingway's personal honor code dictates never hitting a man with glasses. Unfortunately for Hemm, the OMOTS's honor code has no similar dictate against hitting an old man, being one himself. OMOTS wins. Elephant vs Rosie O'Donnell Rosie - turns out they're both afraid of mice. As they try to run away, Rosie tramples the elephant to death. Peanut Butter vs. Jelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Peanut Butter wins, because Jelly sucks. If it had been preserves, it might have been a fair fight. Art -vs- Die Hard .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Peanut Butter wins, because Jelly sucks. If it had been preserves, it might have been a fair fight.Art -vs- Die Hard .... Die Hard the mod or Die Hard the post-mod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Die Hard the mod or Die Hard the post-mod? hmmm... you're right. Kind of like when Superman voluntarily turned in his powers and ended up getting beat up in a diner. In that case, I'll say Die Hard the mod. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 hmmm... you're right. Kind of like when Superman voluntarily turned in his powers and ended up getting beat up in a diner.In that case, I'll say Die Hard the mod. ... To hell with that - have you seen some of Die Hard's post-mod posts? He may not have the 'mod' powers anymore - but what he lost in that, he more than made up for with brutal honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Peanut Butter wins, because Jelly sucks. If it had been preserves, it might have been a fair fight.Art -vs- Die Hard .... Tough to call, but this one comes down to two little known facts. 1.) Contrary to popular opinion Die Hard is not difficult to take down, and 2.) Art is a ninja.Cowpies vs. Emu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Tough to call, but this one comes down to two little known facts. 1.) Contrary to popular opinion Die Hard is not difficult to take down, and 2.) Art is a ninja.Cowpies vs. Emu Emu. . . .\ Carrot Top. Vs. Pee Wee Herman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Emu. . . .\Carrot Top. Vs. Pee Wee Herman. Pee Wee...because he scares me...W. vs Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Dubya wins. Cuz he's a republican and he'd have a gun on him, whereas clinton would stand there trying to work out a peace treaty. Shampoo or conditioner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Dubya wins. Cuz he's a republican and he'd have a gun on him, whereas clinton would stand there trying to work out a peace treaty.Shampoo or conditioner? Shampoo is better, it goes on first and cleans the hair, conditioner is better, it leaves the hair silky and smooth Shampoo wins in a close match, it does the real work in the hair washing process how's about... Willow or Mickey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Willow would totally, just throw a magic acorn at Mickey and turn him to stone. Tastes Great? or Less Filling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Less Filling wins, b/c Miller Lite doesn't taste great at all. More precisely, it tastes like open ass. Dr Phil -vs- Phil Donahue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Less Filling wins, b/c Miller Lite doesn't taste great at all. More precisely, it tastes like open ass.Dr Phil -vs- Phil Donahue Dr. Phil. I am convinced he can solve any conflict...if he were president he'd sit osama down and make him cry because he would realize that he was treated poorly as a child and that was the reason he acted out towards the world. Now....mini Ditka vs. God...who wins? vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Dr. Phil. I am convinced he can solve any conflict...if he were president he'd sit osama down and make him cry because he would realize that he was treated poorly as a child and that was the reason he acted out towards the world.Now....mini Ditka vs. God...who wins? vs. God of course. vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Well, I don't want to ruin the ending, but Rocky wins. Besides look at those abs. vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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