rincewind Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Damn! I get NO respect. Mother****ers. :redpunch: Ha - PB, beaten at his own game... literally. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Damn! I get NO respect. Mother****ers. :redpunch: I'd throw a little loot behind you. Major likes to um, relax, ifyouknowhatimean, you like to pound hard liquor. In a fight, advantage Blitz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Ha - PB, beaten at his own game... literally. :laugh: And he's breaking his own rules ... he answered Jack Bauer but didn't post the next two combatants? :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Lay's Potato Chips (Sour Cream and Onion) [/url] vs. Doritos (Nacho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Lay's Potato Chips (Sour Cream and Onion) vs. Doritos (Nacho) The Doritos win when Cool Ranch come into make the save. Dick York vs. Dick Sargent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 And he's breaking his own rules ... he answered Jack Bauer but didn't post the next two combatants? :doh: :laugh: Rincewind or Andre the Giant. On the one hand, Rince is a pacifist. On the other hand, Andre the Giant is dead. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Rincewind or Andre the Giant. On the one hand, Rince is a pacifist. On the other hand, Andre the Giant is dead. :laugh: I'll take rincewind, looks like he has a couple inches on "the giant." Boy George vs. RuPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 I'll take rincewind, looks like he has a couple inches on "the giant."Boy George vs. RuPaul RuPaul. She,errrr, he, errrr, its like 6'8" 260. She'd smash Boy George then eat a turnbuckle. Buges A tornado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz89 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Tornado Which, whos name is Hurricane Gibbs vs. Joe Gibbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Joe Gibbs wins - he put tornado gibbs through training camp and it's begging for mercy. Ninjas vs pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 Joe Gibbs wins - he put tornado gibbs through training camp and it's begging for mercy.Ninjas vs pirates Ninjas. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Lavar Arrington: TO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ninjas. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Lavar Arrington: TO: Lavar Wins, because T.O. doesn't come out for the fight. He is really disappointed in the size of his trailer and the intern is taking too long getting his water. He's giving him snooty looks, too. The lufa in his shower is too hard for his sensitive skin and the toilet paper is too rough. I can't blame him, who could fight after such torture. Friggin' prima donna. Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 wins because Peter would beat himself up. He-Man -VS- Lion-O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Lion o because heman was "not found" :laugh: or http://images.deviantart.com/i/2002/52/2/c/Ad_for_Jack_Daniels.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 He-Man -VS- Lion-O After feeling each other's muscles for about five minutes, Lion-O purrs. He-man faints. Lion-O wins by default. Tom Cruise vs. Brooke Shields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Lion o because heman was "not found" :laugh: or http://images.deviantart.com/i/2002/52/2/c/Ad_for_Jack_Daniels.jpg Jack Daniels. American beats Puerto Rican every time. Plus, that pic showed boobs. Yoda vs. Unsonny and his riding mower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Jack Daniels. American beats Puerto Rican every time. Plus, that pic showed boobs. Yoda vs. Unsonny and his riding mower. yoda, better looking but could actually be related to unsonny Vs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Fat Elvis would eat billy Idol hill billy or Major Harris' Billy Goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 win. When the Hillbilly drops his pants, the goats give a good kick to the groin. Isaac Newton vs. Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Albert Einstein. He would use his theory of relativity powers to slow down time Matrix style and dodge all of the apples that Sir Isacc Newton throws.. Gandhi v. Lincoln (from the movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Albert Einstein. He would use his theory of relativity powers to slow down time Matrix style and dodge all of the apples that Sir Isacc Newton throws.. Gandhi v. Lincoln (from the movie) Lincoln wins. Gandhi was a pacifist. Genghis Khan vs Alexander the Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Albert Einstein. He would use his theory of relativity powers to slow down time Matrix style and dodge all of the apples that Sir Isacc Newton throws.. Gandhi v. Lincoln (from the movie) Gandhi because we all know Gandhi was an assumed name and he was really Dahsim! Suspending habeas corpus can't save you from yoga flame. vs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Lincoln wins. Gandhi was a pacifist. No, really... he was? That's one of the least creative answers I've ever seen... it's actually kind of funny. :doh: Not strictly related, but have you seen the movie Fight Club to know why I chose Gandhi and Lincoln? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachingWinsChampionships Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Gandhi because we all know Gandhi was an assumed name and he was really Dahsim! Suspending habeas corpus can't save you from yoga flame. vs Great one...hilarious :laugh:. I'm going to go with Zidane because the brick wall will take a dive. Or does the wall win by way of Zidane's red card? I cannot possibly judge this until I know who the referee is. If its the ref from the U.S.-Italy game then Zidane's sunk-- red card guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnLockesGhost Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 No, really... he was? That's one of the least creative answers I've ever seen... it's actually kind of funny. :doh: Not strictly related, but have you seen the movie Fight Club to know why I chose Gandhi and Lincoln? Is it allowed in the rules for you to criticize my reasoning? I thought I'd go the obvious route. Sure, I've seen "Fight Club," but I don't really get the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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