Blondie Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 READ CAREFULLY! I don't know how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you!! Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both are shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a Tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. If you agree and they get In the back seat. On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!! While this is going on the other guy steals your purse!! I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and, if I'm lucky, most likely Tomorrow, too. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I just LOVE going to Sam's!!! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'm glad you enjoyed my company, Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'm glad you enjoyed my company, Blondie Well. if you don't show up tomorrow, I am going to be very disappointed. :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSF Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Thanks for the warning, I think! I wonder when my turn will be......:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 This joke was funnier with hot chicks. -Hugh Heffner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I wonder when my turn will be......:laugh: You want to pull the scam on Blondie too? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumodat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 This joke was funnier with hot chicks. -Hugh Heffner Yeah...it's pretty weak when it's dudes! It always amazes me how girls don't know they can have any guy they want, always! Maybe not in a relationship, but ladies, if you want a dude to make love to you on the way to another Sam's or Cosco, JUST ASK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 It always amazes me how girls don't know they can have any guy they want, always! Have you seen a pic of Blondie? She definitely can have any guy she wants. I think it would suck to be the guy stealing the purse. I mean, your buddy gets to do his thing with the chick and then you split the money at the end? Hell no! If I ain't getting at the girl, I get 75% of the pot. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 If I ain't getting at the girl, I get 75% of the pot. Period. Wait a second now, no one said anything about any "pot". They stole her purse, not her stash, now you're just getting greedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRoadRage Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Have you seen a pic of Blondie? She definitely can have any guy she wants. I think it would suck to be the guy stealing the purse. I mean, your buddy gets to do his thing with the chick and then you split the money at the end? Hell no! If I ain't getting at the girl, I get 75% of the pot. Period. Heck...I have read a number of times how Blondie is hot...so where is this pic located on this site that we may judge for ourselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 there was a pic in one of the nba finals thread I heard that story a little different same scenaroi but the lady is going its saturday and i cant find the guy today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21KO Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Have you seen a pic of Blondie? She definitely can have any guy she wants. :hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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