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Bitter dks: Ashlee Simpson's new video


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Well as a 46 year old straight male who loves women (especially my wife), I can honestly say I wouldn't hit it. WHY??? 1) Just too damn young, 2) I'm married. If 2 wasn't the case #1 still applies. :2cents:

Like my Granddad use to say about a girls age, "If they're on all fours, they're in the right position."

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Either way, I can respect that she's too young to be attractive to you. I guess I was more referring to anyone who considers her in their "wheelhouse" but would decline.

Well I'm married too, so I won't hit it. That being said, I "wouldn't" hit it because if she was in my wheelhouse I'm sure there would be someone else more worthy. I can't stand this 15 minute of fame junky whore. If I did hit it, I'd be all drunk and demand a performance comparable to Jenny Jaminson. That's the only way it would work for me.

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Well I'm married too, so I won't hit it. That being said, I "wouldn't" hit it because if she was in my wheelhouse I'm sure there would be someone else more worthy. I can't stand this 15 minute of fame junky whore. If I did hit it, I'd be all drunk and demand a performance comparable to Jenny Jaminson. That's the only way it would work for me.

Jenny Jaminson???

Are you thinking of Jenna Jameson or have I never heard of this chick?

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Actually that was a pretty decent song and she does look like a cross between Brit and Sis (which is VERY HOT) but come on, that is one wimpy left hand she has in that video. Hilary Swank could take her in round one. :silly:

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that isn't irony- it is hypocrisy.

No no, its irony as well.

She still needs boob and talent implants.

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Talent implants....:rotflmao:

AshleeNose1.jpg

She kinda looks like Mena Suvari in the 'after' shot, imo.

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I love how you hear all these instruments in the background but there is no actual band in the video. Sad.

What is worse that song or Paris Hilton's song?

Paris Hilton's song = worst song ever. I don't think there is a worse song in existance. I'd rather be forced to listen to Fall Out Boy for the rest of my life than listen to that garbage.

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I think the idea behind Paris Hilton's song was to use as little of her vocal range as possible, given that she basically can't sing and has no musical background.

That songwriter should get a prize for confining the entire song to notes Paris can reach (with the help of thick studio post-production).

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Paris Hilton's song = worst song ever. I don't think there is a worse song in existance. I'd rather be forced to listen to Fall Out Boy for the rest of my life than listen to that garbage.

haha you listened to it...TWICE...in my car!

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mhmm...that's why you were all like, "robin, turn it up! that's my jam!"

:laugh: :paranoid: Yeah right....you wish...:paranoid:

Seriously though...I was extremely close to throwing myself out of your moving car and onto the highway...that song is TERRIBLE!! :)

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Any straight male on this board who says he wouldn't is full of ****. Talent or not, fake or not, she's a pretty hot blonde. I'd love to hear people's reason for why they wouldn't!

As long as she doesn't sing during it.

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