JohnLockesGhost Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 i'm convinced that this guy is not for real. he is pulling our chain and posting this stuff for laugh...there is no way he is serious. Of course he's not for real. He's used these same jokes before on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aghar Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 26. The Oakland Raiders - I see nothing but more bad things for the Raiders and Al Davis. Randy Moss underperformed last season due to a poor attitude. Aaron Brooks, Vick's half-brother, continues to impress in his budding career. That's beautiful! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 4. The New Orleans Saints - Signing Drew Brees udderly launched the Saints to respectability. Brees is a smart, accurate quarterback that throws directly at his receivers when he's accurate. I'd like to see McCallister more involved in the running game--his fantasy stats declined last season. ? This was the best one. McCallister's fantasy stats declined you say? They usually do when you tear your ACL...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortisClinton Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 What an absolute clown he has the Saints at #4 I'm not even sure if they won that many games last year. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 This guy doesn't know **** about football. Plus he's a tool. :banhim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Wow, I never knew Michael Vick played for WVU and won a National Championship over FSU. CNNSI needs to sign this guy quick. He can be King's protege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Everyone.. please turn on your 'sarcasm detector' BEFORE reading Pittman4two's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slappy434 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 the worst thing about this dude (aside from the pic in his sig) is that he's probably cracking himself up at home. He seems like a real Magic the gathering player/Trekie/I write goofy things for my own enjoyment. Some of what he says is a little humorous, but a little at best. I just picture that goober re-reading/editing his posts and laughing so hard at himself for hours on end. EDIT: I hope he's checked into the CZ hotel to stay at least until traing camp starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutlead74 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 :insane: :jerk: :loser: :loser: :loser: :wtf: this guy is beyond stupid, please ban this fool from this site. "bledsoe doesnt have to worry about the georgia tech bulldog quincy carter".... how is this guy ever taken seriously. Mcnabb being pushed by garcia... well ya cant blame him there was no pro football in tampa until 1998. man he is worse than that idiot with the rhino getup.:doh: oh yeah 120 yds in the playoffs was enough against his O genius gruden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeSkins Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I don't see how sitting around and saying dumb stuff on purpose is funny, but if you guys enjoy it... :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail_Skinz Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Brilliant!!! Pure Genius!!! Someone needs to make a drunk Eli pic and incorporate Pittman4Two into it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trez Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Arrington in the backfield?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mando- Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 out of all the off the wall things he posts, this one actually made me laugh instead of just shake my head and ask myself 'why' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Glad to see everyone agrees with my ranking system. It's a combination of W-L (win/loss) records, first downs attained, field goals attempted, and 4th down conversion rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Glad to see everyone agrees with my ranking system. It's a combination of W-L (win/loss) records, first downs attained, field goals attempted, and 4th down conversion rate. You're on the right track, but you're forgetting Time in huddle. The most important stat of all. ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 zoony, I'm trying to keep it as simplistic but as non-difficult as possible, therefore after adding in the time in the huddle, timeouts allotted per half, passes attempted towards the right half of the field, etc...the Bucs ended up like 23rd and the Redskins were 2nd or 3rd. You see? Something wasn't right there. So after careful consideration and consultations with my insider sources, we came up with this bulletproof ranking system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeAllen Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Glad to see everyone agrees with my ranking system. It's a combination of W-L (win/loss) records, first downs attained, field goals attempted, and 4th down conversion rate. What about pass attempt's tipped at the line of scrimmage rate (P.A.T.A.L.S). BUCS rule that stat.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 i'm convinced that this guy is not for real. he is pulling our chain and posting this stuff for laugh...there is no way he is serious. youre a genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Is that really you in your sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 I don't know which makes me laugh more...Pittman's humor, or the people who actually think he's being serious in any way, shape or form...lol :laugh:... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pittman4Two Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Is that really you in your sig? Do I know you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird_1972 Posted July 6, 2006 Author Share Posted July 6, 2006 Pittman, So glad you could make it. Do you have any other words of wisdom for the board today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gundy47 Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Pittman, I gotta give you credit - you're a funny guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirWarpath Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 This is just priceless. So many little gems in there... I know a lot of you hate this guy, but I think he's hilarious. You just have to take it for what it is. I also happen to think he's hilarious; however, his affect is even funnier as evidenced by those on this site that take him seriously. :laugh: I wonder how many fan sites this dude interacts with? My guess is at least 32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Well, that was a waste of time :laugh: what a jerk how in the world you can have the Bucs rated over the world champs . What a jerk a huge loss for us losing Arrington? yeah okay and he isn't our best linebacker. Well if for anything else it was good for a chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.