Commander PK Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 This link deserves it's own thread. If this doesn't make you laugh, then you have no sense of humor at all. I was crying by the time I finished. :rotflmao: http://www.zod2008.com/ Q. Mr. Zod, will there be lots of toys when you are President? - Katie Vargas Spokane, WA A. General Zod replies: Child, let me explain something quite important to you. Under my new order, I allow you to live. In return for your obedience, you enjoy my generous protection. I expect tribute. Your tricycle, your dolls, everything you own. All these you will gladly give to me. All swear allegience to Zod Q. O powerful Zod! Why haven't you taken care of Michael Bolton yet? Surly his leadership of the "BoltHeads" threatens your greatness. -- GW III A. The matter of this defiant Bolton is highest on our level of concerns, and Zod's benevolent administration is doing all it can.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 30, 2006 Author Share Posted June 30, 2006 Vote for your ruler When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote. -- General Zod Your Future President and Eternal Ruler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! well i can tell you right now that he's got my vote. Q. Do you realize that there is one man on this planet who will never kneel to you? That being Mr. T? -- BishopA. Yes, this is the man who still owns half of the jewelry in the continent, which I expect shall be given in tribute to me. If I am elected, I shall have his head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Q. I was just curious as to what you plan to do when Jack Bauer and CTU decide to stop you. As you know, Jack Bauer is a resiliant opponent who never seems to give up. How will you stop him? -- Steelspider A. Does it come as a surprise that this seemingly uncompromising patriot of the United States of America is a double- double- double-agent? You have revealed your disdain for Zod to his agent. I shall have your head. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Cthullu for President vote for the greater evil was better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Zod on "Superman Returns" http://www.generalzod.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Commander PK Posted July 1, 2006 Author Share Posted July 1, 2006 Q. Do you realize that there is one man on this planet who will never kneel to you? That being Mr. T? -- Bishop A. Yes, this is the man who still owns half of the jewelry in the continent, which I expect shall be given in tribute to me. If I am elected, I shall have his head! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 uh oh TK, looks like someone pulled a fast one on ya lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/zod-buttons.jpg this is the pic that was to be shown, you have to cut and paste it into your browser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 no way ZOD gets my vote!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Zod being sworn in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Zod would tell him hes in the wrong locker room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvoSkins Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Drunk Superman and Cthulhu for President http://www.cthulhu.org/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Good grief. I actuall had to scroll to read all that don't hotlink thing. :rubeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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