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umm...yes you can. In fact, the letter 'U' and 'T' are not even in the word JACOBS. I seriously suggest that you go back to school and take some English classes.

um, he was joking, relax, you know like saying you cant spell walt harris without 'toast'

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If any of you think that even 1% of the Brunell story is true, I would like to talk to you about selling you the Pacific Ocean.

Just sit back, think about it for a second, and see if any part of the story makes a lick of sense. Brunell gets the chance to work in a QB's dream offense, one that has made stars out of Kurt freaking Warner and Trent Green; he spends the entire offseason learning the playbook, as has been reported; he goes through OTA's practicing so well that Saunders says "Mark is the person I am most excited about" working with; Mark has the starting job wrapped up before training camp even starts; etc. etc. etc.

Now, with all of that in mind, you are going to believe that he wanted to retire because he got a MINOR boo-boo on a finger, one that he supposedly fractured pulling a trigger on a gun??? Come on, people. I have to believe some of you are already drunk in preparation for the big holiday weekend coming up.

And I'm also sure that you could clearly predict Coach Spurrier phoning in his resignation from a golf course as well my fine, prophetic friend. Btw, can you check your crystal ball and let us know what today's lottery numbers are going to be? Thanks bro :rolleyes:

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Agreed! But the way Portis said it, I definitely think that there is some truth to it. Perhaps he was ready to hang up his helmet for his hunting riffle. :whoknows:

I tell you one thing, Portis sure did represent well. I only have one problem...When they were showing his many costumes they left out Coach Janky Spanky. :silly:

YEAH! They showed like my 4 least favorite characters leaving out such classics as Bro Sweets and my man Spanky with those oh-so-uncomfortable looking coach shorts that are actualy what I see the coaching staff wear during summer practices lol.

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