talk show host Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Who would you rather have on the Skins? Sure, Santana set a receiving record for the team last year, but he only had 9 touchdowns. All Brunell would have to do is pitch the ball to Bauer. Bauer would approach the defensive back and say: "Step aside, you will let me in that endzone." Instant touchdown. With Jack Bauer + Al Saunders, no way we don't score 100 points a game. :kungfu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Well Bauer did get caught by the Chinese... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Or how about the dastardly Simon BarSinister using his freeze machine:insane: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Yes folks, it IS the offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Who is Jack Bauer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Yes folks, it IS the offseason. yes.... yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talk show host Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 i just want to know who wants chloe to be one of our cheerleaders. thats scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Well Bauer did get caught by the Chinese... Good thing the Chinese don't have an NFL franchise... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPstretch Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Who is Jack Bauer? some bum on this show on fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glikster04 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 some bum on this show on fox BITE YOUR TONGUE! :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhutanibeast Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 oh how i love redskins fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jack gets it done, what ever it takes he gets it done period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehhunter Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Sorry, but Jack Bauer punks Chuck Norris and Cuba Gooding Jr. Simotanously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedBNG Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jack, Santana, Curtis and Chloe. What the **** am I voting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I love Santana but I gotta go with Jack here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I think you guys are forgetting that if you give up Moss for Jack Bauer, you are getting a man who is only gonna work for 24 consecutive hours once per year. So in essence you are only going to get him for one game. One game does not a season make... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mania Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jack, Santana, Curtis and Chloe.What the **** am I voting for? That's an interesting thought. Of course I'm only interested in Chloe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrmangos02 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 how about jack bauer at QB and Moss at reciever. when the going gets tough, bauer will have the answers and the talent to back it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I would take Santana Moss over Jack Bauer and here's why Okay, Jack Bauer is played by Kiefer Sutherland, who is the son of Donald Sutherland, who is in fact Canadian Now, that means that when Jack Bauer would run a sideline pattern on a pass play, he would probally run out of bounds a lot because under Canadian rules, the field is 65 yards wide, so thus, all of his sideline pass plays would be incomplete due to the fact that he would be 12 yards out of bounds because in the NFL, the field is only 53 yards wide Besides, after tonight, Jack Bauer would probally be covered like a wet blanket by any Chinese CBs or safeties anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mo9763 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 If google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer... Jack Bauer has no flaws. In fact, his tears even cure cancer. The only problem is that Jack Bauer doesn't cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Oh, ok. This is one of those retarded threads that have nothing to do with football and should be in tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAsBeachBoy Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Oh no this is way too good of a thread to be moved. BTW I take Bauer 10/10... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 **** Bauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seancarter Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 **** Bauer Translation = Jack Bauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Translation = Jack Bauer :shot: :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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