Grizz Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I know this has been done before, but its been awhile and these can be fun. Here's a few to start. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? How come there aren't B batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 The classic "Why drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why do 24 hour convienent stores have locks on the doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why do they call it taking a dump, when your not really taking it anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 If he shot the sheriff but not the deputy, then who did? Why do you get 'on' a plane, instead of 'in' a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 This is more of a serious one but still makes me go Hmmmmmm....(and frustrates me too). Why do I a non-smoker have to walk through the smoking section of 95% of the restaurants I've ever been in to get to the restroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why do you get 'on' a plane, instead of 'in' a plane? Wow, that's deep dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizz Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? How do you throw away a garbage can? What happened to the first 6 "ups"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 This is more of a serious one but still makes me go Hmmmmmm....(and frustrates me too).Why do I a non-smoker have to walk through the smoking section of 95% of the restaurants I've ever been in to get to the restroom? Because smokers get stuck with the crappy seats near the bathroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassow Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack, but a pack of hotdog buns only has 8??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack, but a pack of hotdog buns only has 8??? Because most people have kids who will eat two without the bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 How do you throw away a garbage can?Let me know when you find out. I'm trying to figure out what to do with my old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoEd Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 You ever notice the height markers on the sides of doors? You know the ones that allow you to tell the height of a robber when they exit. Why in the hell do they start at 4 feet? How many four feet tall people are robbing stores across America? They can't even see over the couter to point a gun at you. It's just always baffled me that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 This is more of a serious one but still makes me go Hmmmmmm....(and frustrates me too).Why do I a non-smoker have to walk through the smoking section of 95% of the restaurants I've ever been in to get to the restroom? Here in NJ, smoking is outlawd in every public place. Excluding the casinos of course. If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassow Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Because most people have kids who will eat two without the bun. But what about the rest of us?????? Shouldn't the bun companies cater to those who actually eat their buns?- and not kids who dont? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why is bra singular but panties plural? Why are you in a movie but on t.v. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack, but a pack of hotdog buns only has 8??? marketing scam, now you have to buy two packs of buns...... my favorite has always been, can god make a burrito so big that even he cannot finish it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianbien83 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why is there braille on the keys of a drive-up ATM? I know the answer to this, but the first time I saw it, I was a little disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 What's so great about sliced bread, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes? Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players? Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 where does your lap go when you stand up? why do we sit in the stands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 What's so great about sliced bread, anyway? This reminds me of a George Carlin skit where he says the same thing.. "There are tons of things.. TONS OF THINGS better than sliced bread!! The pyramids.. the Great Wall.. a lava lamp.. A ****ING LAVA LAMP for christ sakes!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? Umm... aren't they both short for Joseph? Speaking of names - how come when you shorten Thomas to Tom you drop the h? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack, but a pack of hotdog buns only has 8??? Amen man! At that rate, Id have to have 4 hotdog packs and 5 bun packs to even it out! I hate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 How do you throw away a garbage can? I just write a note on it. G-men take it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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