Crazyhorse1 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 You're all invited to Karl Rove Indictment Party...to be held this coming weak according to CIA/White House leaks. Joshua Bolton's house. (This is actually a satiric piece. There will be no party at Joshua Bolton's house when Mr. Rove is indicted this coming week and forced to resign his postion as Bush's brain. There will instead be a party at my house. However, you are all not invited to my house because I have become afraid that you will shave my kitty cats naked and make them get in piles or even makes them wear little kitty hoods.) According to the part chairman Duke Cunningham, the job of being Bush's brain is now wide open. If you are interested you should bring proof of mediocre SAT scores and a list of SG elections stunts you pulled off in High School. Hope to see you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyhorse1 Posted May 13, 2006 Author Share Posted May 13, 2006 Actually, Karl Rove will be indicted this week. He and his attorney have been informed. My sources are 96% right on. The President has been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCRunner Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Fitzgerald reportedly spent most of Friday at Patton Boggs going over the indictment with Rove's attorneys. So far all I'm hearing is perjury and lying to investigators but the bigger charge of obstruction of justice is allegedly in there as well. I guess we have to wait and see if they know what they are talking about or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 Yawn :blahblah: :snore: Wake me if you ever get a conviction :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I'll come, just because after their recent protests over discriminization in the media, I want to support the albinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Hey Crazyhorse, maybe you guys finally found a way to beat Rove. It sure as heck wasn't going to happen in an election. Rove could've put Bozo the Clown over the top against JFK. :laugh: I'll be anxious to see your response if he IS indicted for perjury and lying to investigators. Pulling off criticism without being a hypocrite will be a challenge for sure. And you're afraid of us piling your little kitties up and shaving them? Invite the other side, pal. They'll just take them hostage, demand that you release the dogs you're holding captive, and return your precious fur balls....decapitated. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCRunner Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Hey Crazyhorse, maybe you guys finally found a way to beat Rove. It sure as heck wasn't going to happen in an election. Rove could've put Bozo the Clown over the top against JFK. :laugh: I'll be anxious to see your response if he IS indicted for perjury and lying to investigators. Pulling off criticism without being a hypocrite will be a challenge for sure. And you're afraid of us piling your little kitties up and shaving them? Invite the other side, pal. They'll just take them hostage, demand that you release the dogs you're holding captive, and return your precious fur balls....decapitated. Have a nice day. Hey, hon, what are you smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 my question is when do these crazy threads qualify as spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Hey, hon, what are you smoking? Umm...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155605 did you start 2 threads on the same thing in 6 hours??? Cut back on your drinking.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F Landry Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 my question is when do these crazy threads qualify as spam? :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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