Grimm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." It originally was a Toronto Maple Leafs joke, but i changed it for this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 :laugh: He probably does both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Good one! I love those Jokes that you can interchanged sports teams names! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 :laugh: He probably does both. :laugh: It's brokeback tradition, afterall. That's how Irvin payed for all his crack after he retired. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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