MakaveliRIP Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 so the other day me and my friend decided to get some dog crap, put it in a bag, light it on fire put it on someones door step, and then run. BUT as i was walking up the persons driveway i lit the bag so i wouldnt have to wait for it to burn a little before i rang doorbell. and of course right when i do it a car pulls up to the house next this one and the person got out. so i threw the bag on the ground and ran (hopefully they stepped on it). last night my frend got a call from the people, and my friends mom called my mom and so now im kinda in trouble. and now i cant go to this concert tonight so i just thought that we could make a topic where we talk about pranks that we've pulled on others (or that they've pulled on us) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinva Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 *trying to think of any concert I saw at age 14* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Simple, yet funny. Some kitchen sinks have the little hose. You know the one, its usually on the corner of the sink, you push down on the lever with your thumb and the water comes out. Take a rubber band and double or triple it over until the lever is down, and try to aim it where you think the person will stand. Make sure you have a good view. The look on the victims face will be PRICELESS, a mix of fright, surprise and bewilderment. Then laugh while they frantically scramble to turn off the water. Also, if there's an old school water fountain nearby....wad up a little piece of paper and stick it in the top hole. This forces all the water pressure down to the bottom hole and will spray someone in the face. Happy pranking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Simple, yet funny.Some kitchen sinks have the little hose. You know the one, its usually on the corner of the sink, you push down on the lever with your thumb and the water comes out. Take a rubber band and double or triple it over until the lever is down, and try to aim it where you think the person will stand. Make sure you have a good view. The look on the victims face will be PRICELESS, a mix of fright, surprise and bewilderment. Then laugh while they frantically scramble to turn off the water. Also, if there's an old school water fountain nearby....wad up a little piece of paper and stick it in the top hole. This forces all the water pressure down to the bottom hole and will spray someone in the face. Happy pranking! I did that to my mom. Just for kicks. Worked like a charm. I've always wanted to try the seran wrap over the toilet, but I could never imagine anyone who wouldn't realize the presence of it. I also owned someones car with seran wrap once. That was definitely fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsfan17 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 as a senior prank, we bought a boat load of condoms and put them on everyone's antenna's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Lets see. One time we rang some doorbell and ran, and my buddy stood on the side of the house waiting for the person to answer. This lady opens up and my buddy throws and entire jug (like a gallon) of pickle juice on her. Definately felt bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is a classic,......but be careful....hehe..... Use you computer to make fake bumper stickers that say,....well what ever you want them to say,...then use clear tape to place them on the bumper of,...well who ever you want,...friends,family...anyone really. In highschool we would hit parties or friends houses, I mean who looks at there rear bumper before they drive away......here are some examples..... WARNING I DO NOT RECOMEND DOING THESE, WE WERE VERY IMMATURE AND THIS WAS DANGEROUS FOR THE PARTIES INVOLVED [White Power Now!] ---this went on Steves car.................Steve almost got run off the freeway by,.....well a couple of Black guys.......Steve is black too.......he was angry......then he vowed revenge.. [ Gay Pride] and [Toot if your a Fruit] --this went on Marks car.........they were on for a week........Mark came home to an intervention his family set-up so he would turn from the gay lifestyle he had embraced........Mark was angry....angry that his parents thought he was really gay....then he vowed revenge.. [Filthy Whore] -------Marks grandmothers car.....for a month...everywhere around town....she never knew......Marks parents were not happy....... [Not a Virgin] ......Carols car..........Carols parents were not happy....Carol was not a virgin......she confessed to her mom.....her mom vowed revenge..... [***** Mom] ..........Mike did this to pin it on me.........Mike was ratted out by.....the neibor that saw his car and Mike doing the deed at 2:00am on a friday night. [i like little Boys!] -----This went on Mikes car,.........Mike got pulled over by the police and was asked to explain the bumper sticker.....Mike was not happy neither were the police........we layed low for awhile....Mike vowed revenge... For about 3 months this went on.....we carried them everywhere we went.....we were so paranoid we check every inch of our cars, parents cars everything...everytime we went anywhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This is a classic,......but be careful....hehe..... :laugh: :applause: Terrible? Yes. Dangerous? Yep. Hilarious? Yer darn tootin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manbearpig Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Some of my friends put an ad out for my principles car in the paper. "97 Toyota Camary, excllt condition, 1,500. Will trade for used playboys. +his phone #" Apparently he's pissed. It's going to be fun to see if he finds out it's them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I will do the bumper sticker prank, yes i will!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSellers45 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 This is a classic,......but be careful....hehe.....Use you computer to make fake bumper stickers that say,....well what ever you want them to say,...then use clear tape to place them on the bumper of,...well who ever you want,...friends,family...anyone really. In highschool we would hit parties or friends houses, I mean who looks at there rear bumper before they drive away......here are some examples..... WARNING I DO NOT RECOMEND DOING THESE, WE WERE VERY IMMATURE AND THIS WAS DANGEROUS FOR THE PARTIES INVOLVED [White Power Now!] ---this went on Steves car.................Steve almost got run off the freeway by,.....well a couple of Black guys.......Steve is black too.......he was angry......then he vowed revenge.. [ Gay Pride] and [Toot if your a Fruit] --this went on Marks car.........they were on for a week........Mark came home to an intervention his family set-up so he would turn from the gay lifestyle he had embraced........Mark was angry....angry that his parents thought he was really gay....then he vowed revenge.. [Filthy Whore] -------Marks grandmothers car.....for a month...everywhere around town....she never knew......Marks parents were not happy....... [Not a Virgin] ......Carols car..........Carols parents were not happy....Carol was not a virgin......she confessed to her mom.....her mom vowed revenge..... [***** Mom] ..........Mike did this to pin it on me.........Mike was ratted out by.....the neibor that saw his car and Mike doing the deed at 2:00am on a friday night. [i like little Boys!] -----This went on Mikes car,.........Mike got pulled over by the police and was asked to explain the bumper sticker.....Mike was not happy neither were the police........we layed low for awhile....Mike vowed revenge... For about 3 months this went on.....we carried them everywhere we went.....we were so paranoid we check every inch of our cars, parents cars everything...everytime we went anywhere.... Thats is pretty good, I don't see why it is dangerous though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Thats is pretty good, I don't see why it is dangerous though. Steve literally almost got forced off the road at 60 mph,...he was affraid to slow down because he tought these guys were going to kill him,.....so they raced though traffic on the freeway while these guys swerved at his car trying to force him off theroad.....remember this was a 17 year old kid,....with to 20 somthing guys trying to run him off the road....hence the danger........plus add aracial slur or two and someones car can get smashed up pretty bad at the mall.......not that it ever happened or anything......ugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Steve literally almost got forced off the road at 60 mph,...he was affraid to slow down because he tought these guys were going to kill him,.....so they raced though traffic on the freeway while these guys swerved at his car trying to force him off theroad.....remember this was a 17 year old kid,....with to 20 somthing guys trying to run him off the road....hence the danger........plus add aracial slur or two and someones car can get smashed up pretty bad at the mall.......not that it ever happened or anything......ugh.. Those guys have issues if they are willing to kill someone for having a white power sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I like to go on other people's desktop and documents through the network at work and make folders called "GAY PORN" all over their computers, pretty immature but it makes me laugh every time they have someone by there desk and they notice the "GAY PORNO" folder on the desktop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Quick Pranks- Get water on your hands, then walk up behind someone and make a fake sneeze sound, when you make the noise, flick the water on your fingers on the back of your victim's neck to make them think you sneezed on them. - When you are done chewing a pice of gum..., ball it up in your mouth, then spit it into your hand. Yell "catch!" to someone and lob the gum their way, making sure the throw is very catchable. When they look at what they've caught, you might want to run. Free beer prank- Some friends of mine used to do this in high school. I don't recommend doing it though. Have a couple friends ride w/ you to a gas sation late at night. Make sure noone else is in the store. Just you go in and use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, roll up alot of tp and stuff the toilet. Keep flushing until the toilet overflows. Once it does, run back out to the front and tell the clerk. He/she will come help you. Note- it is important you stay w/ the clerk and keep them disracted as long as possible. When the clerk runs back w/ you, that is the cue for your friends to run in and grab as many cases as possible. They should only go in once though. After the clerk is done, or after a while if he hasn't ficed it, go back to the car and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Okay here's one that I did that is quite disgusting, yet funny. I tokk a Wal-Mart bag wrapped my hand in it, and collected some dog isht. I proceeded to place the isht under the door handle of the car of a person that I really couldn't stand. Waited until the morning when he had to go to work and......... "WTF? What is thi........AWWWWWWWWWW, MOTHER ******!!!!" PRICELESS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Ahh....yes dog doo under the door handle, we used to do this outside a Little Ceasars Pizza when people would walk in to pick-up there Pizza 2 guiys would slip Dog Doo under the door handles (remeber the old handles that you had to pull up on?) another person would be sitting in there car video taping the action. People would come out lift up on the handle,..*squish*..smell there hands (great reactions) then put the Pizza on top of the car and try and open another door...*squish*.......now both hands have dog crap on them and the pizza is stranded on top of the car. We would pick and choose who we targeted and only do a couple a random night, because the pizza place would call the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Simple, yet funny.Some kitchen sinks have the little hose. You know the one, its usually on the corner of the sink, you push down on the lever with your thumb and the water comes out. Take a rubber band and double or triple it over until the lever is down, and try to aim it where you think the person will stand. Make sure you have a good view. The look on the victims face will be PRICELESS, a mix of fright, surprise and bewilderment. Then laugh while they frantically scramble to turn off the water. Also, if there's an old school water fountain nearby....wad up a little piece of paper and stick it in the top hole. This forces all the water pressure down to the bottom hole and will spray someone in the face. Happy pranking! Yeah, I did that to my mother for April Fool's one year. She was pissed at first, but got over it rather quickly. A practical joke a buddy of mine and I played when I was in high school was pretty cool. We went on a German trip with our German class, and the weekend before we left we stole (borrowed) a couple of lawn ornament ducks out of the yard of a house in my buddy's neighborhood. We took the ducks with us on the trip and took pictures of them EVERYWHERE. We even have a great photo of them sitting next to a couple o beer steins in the Haufbrau Haus. When we got back, we put the ducks back exactly where we found them in the yard, and left copies of the pictures with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 We rubbed poison ivy on one of our teachers car doors. He kept getting poison ivy all over his hands, arms, and face because he couldn't trace where he was picking it up from. Definitely felt a little guilty on that one. My coworker had a friend call me up the day before a vacation and pretend to be a representative of the company we were flying with. She said that there had been an emergency and one of our two tickets was going to be standby only. I was not to worry because there was another flight in 2 days if the one I was scheduled to go on...of and my wife's ticket was fine. They could honour that one. When I figured it out (after about 20 min of swearing), I thought it was great. He also put little caraway seeds around a cowroker's computer. She was terrified of mice, and he left them where a mouse might go. 2 days latter when she realized, we had to rush to cancel the exterminator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 so the other day me and my friend decided to get some dog crap, put it in a bag, light it on fire put it on someones door step, and then run. BUT as i was walking up the persons driveway i lit the bag so i wouldnt have to wait for it to burn a little before i rang doorbell. and of course right when i do it a car pulls up to the house next this one and the person got out. so i threw the bag on the ground and ran (hopefully they stepped on it). last night my frend got a call from the people, and my friends mom called my mom and so now im kinda in trouble. and now i cant go to this concert tonightso i just thought that we could make a topic where we talk about pranks that we've pulled on others (or that they've pulled on us) LOL!! I remember doing that prank when I was 8.. In other words.. Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 In college, sometimes when I had to set the table for dinner, I would saran wrap a glass. 9 times out of 10 it worked like a charm. Ya gotta make sure there is very little excess on the side of the glass. I remember a practical joke that was played on one of my friends who was in the military. He was getting a prostate exam, and as the Dr was doing his thing, another guy put his hands on my friends shoulders...freaked him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSellers45 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Steve literally almost got forced off the road at 60 mph,...he was affraid to slow down because he tought these guys were going to kill him,.....so they raced though traffic on the freeway while these guys swerved at his car trying to force him off theroad.....remember this was a 17 year old kid,....with to 20 somthing guys trying to run him off the road....hence the danger........plus add aracial slur or two and someones car can get smashed up pretty bad at the mall.......not that it ever happened or anything......ugh.. I wouldn't put any bumper stickers like that on anyone car though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Heres a joke my buddy played last night.Last night he was delivering a sub to some guy. part of the routine is to call the person before the delivery so that they can meet you at the door. Well, after he delivered the sub, he text messaged the guy a few hours later saying "You're hot." That guy must be totally freaked out by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Heres a joke my buddy played last night.Last night he was delivering a sub to some guy. part of the routine is to call the person before the delivery so that they can meet you at the door. Well, after he delivered the sub, he text messaged the guy a few hours later saying "You're hot." That guy must be totally freaked out by now. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Did you put "Mayonaise" on the sub? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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