dreamingwolf Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 A Chinese Portrait is an abstract depiction of a person. I thought it would be fun to give this a whirl. You can give a description of your answers if you want. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... Lightning If I were a metal, I would be... Mercury If I were an animal, I would be... a Wolf. If I were a color, I would be... Greyish Blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... Werewolf If I were a famous human being, I would be... Marcus Antonius If I were a human activity, I would be... War. If I were a work of art, I would be... the Capitolene Wolf If I were a weapon, I would be... Gladius If I were an object, I would be... A war standard(like my sig). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 do you happen to like wolves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... either a tornado or a hurricane If I were a metal, I would be... Steel If I were an animal, I would be... a Lion. If I were a color, I would be... Flourescent pink ... I'll say midnight blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... Werewolf(of course) If I were a famous human being, I would be... Tiger Tiger Woods ya'll If I were a human activity, I would be... Sex. If I were a work of art, I would be... the Timeless Art of Seduction If I were a weapon, I would be... bazooka If I were an object, I would be... the statue of the "Thinking Man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Well, I kind of thought it was a good idea for a thread. LOL . . . Where is everybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... A meteor shower If I were a metal, I would be... Silver If I were an animal, I would be... A platypus If I were a color, I would be... Emerald green If I were a mythological being, I would be... Griffin If I were a famous human being, I would be... Pasteur If I were a human activity, I would be... Rock climbing If I were a work of art, I would be... Michaelangelo's David If I were a weapon, I would be... Katana If I were an object, I would be... A crystal ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... A Blizzard If I were a metal, I would be... Aluminum If I were an animal, I would be... Definitely a wolf. So sad what happened to them in this country. A wrongly villified, incredibly smart, cunning, powerful and thoughtful creature If I were a color, I would be... blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... Werewolf If I were a famous human being, I would be... Sitting Bull If I were a human activity, I would be... Hiking If I were a weapon, I would be... Flying Guillotine If I were an object, I would be... a 61' Jaguar E-type coupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 lots of werewolves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... Lightning Storm If I were a metal, I would be... Gold If I were an animal, I would be... A Dolphin If I were a color, I would be... Dark Purple If I were a mythological being, I would be... Mermaid If I were a famous human being, I would be... Mary Magdalene If I were a human activity, I would be... Intimacy If I were a work of art, I would be... "Creation of Adam" If I were a weapon, I would be... Samurai Katana If I were an object, I would be... A Rainbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 cjcdaman, China, DCsportsfan53, and mistymjohnson those were cool, thanks for participating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... hmmm... not sure. If I were a metal, I would be... hmm... not sure. If I were an animal, I would be... ummm. dunno. :paranoid: If I were a color, I would be... I give up. :doh: If I were a mythological being, I would be... Anyone catch the Red Sox / Yankees game the other night? If I were a famous human being, I would be... I don't like baseball If I were a human activity, I would be... but that is a good rivalry. If I were a work of art, I would be... One of the best in sports, imho. If I were a weapon, I would be... Go Skins If I were an object, I would be... duck fallas *edit* Cool idea for a thread Dreamingwolf. I'm so left-brained its not even funny. :doh: It will be cool to read other poster's answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 *edit* Cool idea for a thread Dreamingwolf. I'm so left-brained its not even funny. :doh: It will be cool to read other poster's answers eh, I think the mixture of me starting it and the nature of it all will have this burried in no time. Thanks for the compliment though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... Tsunami If I were a metal, I would be... Lead If I were an animal, I would be... Hippo If I were a color, I would be... Dark Blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... Odin If I were a famous human being, I would be... Thomas Edison If I were a human activity, I would be... Sleep If I were a work of art, I would be... St. George and the Dragon If I were a weapon, I would be... Trident If I were an object, I would be... TV! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just curious Rictus, why lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Just curious Rictus, why lead? Because it is resistant to corrosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... Black Ice (almost invisible, but completely dangerous) If I were a metal, I would be... Titanium If I were an animal, I would be... Chameleon If I were a color, I would be... Plaid If I were a mythological being, I would be... Earth titan If I were a famous human being, I would be... King Arthur If I were a human activity, I would be... Relaxing If I were a work of art, I would be... Scream If I were a weapon, I would be... Claymore If I were an object, I would be... a Shamrock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Because it is resistant to corrosion. Interesting, that's why I picked aluminum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 A Chinese Portrait is an abstract depiction of a person. I thought it would be fun to give this a whirl. You can give a description of your answers if you want. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... The Northern Lights If I were a metal, I would be... Liquid Mercury If I were an animal, I would be... a Monkey. If I were a color, I would be... Blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... Cheshire Cat If I were a famous human being, I would be... According to Major - Tommy Chong If I were a human activity, I would be... Getting high . If I were a work of art, I would be... something by Salvador Dali If I were a weapon, I would be... wouldn't be... If I were an object, I would be... a couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 when the product fails to move itself, goto advertising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... giant redwood If I were a metal, I would be... gold If I were an animal, I would be... big cat If I were a color, I would be... Blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... yetti If I were a famous human being, I would be... babe ruth (minus the whole yankee thing) If I were a human activity, I would be... sex If I were a work of art, I would be... art?????? cistine chapel???? If I were a weapon, I would be... nunchuck If I were an object, I would be... mechanical bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The real ahfb thread? :doh: If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... Hurricane If I were a metal, I would be... Silver If I were an animal, I would be... Wolf If I were a color, I would be... Dark Gray If I were a mythological being, I would be... Werewolf If I were a famous human being, I would be... A saint If I were a human activity, I would be... Sabotage If I were a work of art, I would be... Munch's The Scream If I were a weapon, I would be... Scythe If I were an object, I would be... Swiss army knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 The real ahfb thread? :doh: no one ever said advertising was respectable, and its certainly not always(but sometimes) the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 what the heck is this, I'm a bit confused... :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 what the heck is this, I'm a bit confused... :doh: :laugh: answer the questions from the first post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be... A rolling fog If I were a metal, I would be... Titanium If I were an animal, I would be... a falcon If I were a color, I would be... blue If I were a mythological being, I would be... a dragon If I were a famous human being, I would be... Thomas Jefferson If I were a human activity, I would be... a cartwheel If I were a work of art, I would be... a classical Chinese landscape If I were a weapon, I would be... a spear If I were an object, I would be... a pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 I will have to look up look up rolling frog, you killed kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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