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Favorite "Real Men of Genius" Commercial?


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Mr Losing Locker room reporter

This one got alot of Links on the ravens board when the Colts lost and Peyton was doing his whining

"Go aghead wear your best blazer-- they wont be throwing champagne where you are going"

Background singer "Dont wanna talk about it"

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I'm surprised they don't have their "Unsung Heroes" series there too. Both were hilarious, but I think I like the Unsung Heroes better. :laugh:

They changed to "Real Men of Genius" from "Real American Heroes" after 9/11 because they felt using the word hero, even in jest, was inappropriate.

There used to be a website that hosted all of them, "Heroes" included, but Bud Light forced them to take it down.

"Mr. Bug Zapper Inventor" is my favorite too. I also like Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock wearer.

"There are 24 hours in a day

You're wearing 80 hour protection

If the sun fails to go down...

You'll be ready."

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I would have to vote for "Mr. Supermarket Produce putter outer"

"you have the greatest job known to man, squeezing giant mellons all day long"

*love those squishy mellons*

"When women come in looking for squash, you Can I interest you in my giant zuchini"

*that aint no zuchini*

"Day in and day out women step on your grapes, and you don't even flinch"

"Is that a bannana in your pockey, no its a plantain"

*muy muy grande*

"So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. king of the cumquats, cause if one guy has to fondle our plums, we're glad its you."

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

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Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

(high-pitch) "Moo Shu Gai Pan"

Why do you do it?

Because somewhere there is a guy waiting for his Kung Pao Crab Puffs

and he's got a $1.57 with your name on it.

(girls in background sing) That's 10%!!

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Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

(high-pitch) "Moo Shu Gai Pan"

Why do you do it?

Because somewhere there is a guy waiting for his Kung Pao Crab Puffs

and he's got a $1.57 with your name on it.

(girls in background sing) That's 10%!!

:laugh: :laugh:

Another one they don't have on that site is "mr. boneless chicken wing inventor"... I've heard it on the radio

"You took the only part of the chicken wing that wasn't fat, and discarded it.

Now no more fighting over drumsticks and leaving the wings for the other poor shmucks

(singing) no hogging drumsticks (/singing)"

Or something like that... funny stuff. :laugh:

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They changed to "Real Men of Genius" from "Real American Heroes" after 9/11 because they felt using the word hero, even in jest, was inappropriate.

There used to be a website that hosted all of them, "Heroes" included, but Bud Light forced them to take it down.

"Mr. Bug Zapper Inventor" is my favorite too. I also like Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock wearer.

"There are 24 hours in a day

You're wearing 80 hour protection

If the sun fails to go down...

You'll be ready."

http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

That has most of them...including many not on the Bud site.

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