skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 this would be the place for everything chuck norris, from pictures to jokes, enjoy! ground rules: -only two items per post (ex: a picture and a joke, two jokes or two pictures) -no double posting -no posting twice in a row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 "Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I got another one then im out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 wow, thats certaintly the chuck of the past! i better watch out for revealing his younger identity; i could wind up round housed in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 this bill's got one helluva kick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I wanna see the movie sidekicks now.,.......he was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris is from Texas, and it is a known fact that only steers and queers come from texas. and i dont see any horns on chuck. Oh and Jack Bauer could own Chuck Norris any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris is from Texas, and it is a known fact that only steers and queers come from texas. and i dont see any horns on chuck. Oh and Jack Bauer could own Chuck Norris any day. shouldnt have said that! now chucks mad at you and hes commin to round house you, too bad jack bauer isnt real, chuck says, "i defy you and your dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. **There, go ahead and type yours :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. thanks for ruining the whole purpose of the thread, now we dont have any more jokes to share.... from now on there have to be ground rules, please refer to post #1edit: please delete the excess norris material, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ghost of Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. What the hell is that No Asian Chicks one, are they trying to make Chuck Norris look like some kind of homosexual? :laugh: Love the Oregon Trail one, loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Already have. Also to quote others, this thread has been done. There is a search box http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142862&highlight=chuck+norris j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Already have. Also to quote others, this thread has been done. There is a search boxhttp://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142862&highlight=chuck+norris j/k i bet you just went and did a search AFTER you found this thread just so you could say that:silly: dont point me to the search button, im its best friend, did a search on chuck norris but i guess i missed that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spanishomelette Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 The random Walker Texas Ranger clips on Conan crack me up. I still laugh about this one clip where this angel is running down an alley and Walker comes driving up next to him and just smashes him in the face. Probably not what you're looking for in this thread, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 The random Walker Texas Ranger clips on Conan crack me up. I still laugh about this one clip where this angel is running down an alley and Walker comes driving up next to him and just smashes him in the face. Probably not what you're looking for in this thread, huh? dude, that's the whole reason the world has come to idolize chuck norris. without the walker texas ranger clips... well they're funny as hell. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. :laugh::laugh: Chuck is the MAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Portis! Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 When Chuck Norris jumps into water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; the water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wears live rattlesnakes as condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris facts. before i click that link, is that the tony danza show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 before i click that link, is that the tony danza show? No, it's the Best Damn Sports Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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