Larry Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Russian Man Grows Penis on Arm There's just so many possible things that I can start to say, and then change my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 There is a one-liner that is screaming to be let out... but I just can't think of one. Interesting article, but I could have done without the picture. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 2 1/2 to 6 inches!!! Hmmmmm!!!! I wonder just how long you have to walk around with it dangling from your arm to get that kind of growth ratio?? Is that your forearm, or are you just happy to see me?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Meh. This is a news story? The world is full of dickheads. That's what should be getting our attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 yah... "dickarm" just doesn't have the same ring to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 I can't wait to see the info-mercial at 5:00AM... "Fly to Russia and gain 4 inches with a simple surgical procedure, you can re-ignight your sex life!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Imagine guarding that guy playing basketball at an open gym.....eww..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 The line that keeps popping into my head (I keep slapping it down, but it keeps popping back up) (no, that wasn't a reference to this thread) is "Go and --- yourself". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 This just begs to be taken out of context, except that something like this never really has any context in the first place. I dare you all to find a way to bring this up at the water cooler though. "Oh, speaking of Lost last night, did you guys hear about the Russian guy with a penis on his arm?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 OK, who's got that picture of Ann Coulter's hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Imagine guarding that guy playing basketball at an open gym.....eww..... on way to eliminate hand checking! At least he doesn't play Offensive line, no defender would come in contact with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Scientists say that the operation to transplant the penis (and to re-transplant it) are old, established technologies. What seemed to be new, in this proceedure, was the concept of stimualting the transplanted penis to grow and straighten through the use of the medical effect referred to as "forearm envy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Remind me of the old joke - Q - Why do dogs lick their b*alls? A - Because they can. This guy can get a hummer whenever he wants one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Remind me of the old joke - Q - Why do dogs lick their b*alls? A - Because they can. This guy can get a hummer whenever he wants one!! Dude ewwwww, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 If I were that guy, I'd go to bars and say to women, "Hey baby, my d*** is an arm.". And when they come home with me thinking I'm talking about my endowment. Then I pull down my pants and she realizes, it's actually an arm. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Im really surprised no one has photoshopped a penis on someones arm in any of the tailgate pics...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 well....i wonder if it's the same size as his real penis. I mean, he takes some girl home....she looks down low....it's kinda small.... "oh, that doesn't suit you? how about THIS?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Does he have to raise his hand to take a pee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 well....i wonder if it's the same size as his real penis. I mean, he takes some girl home....she looks down low....it's kinda small...."oh, that doesn't suit you? how about THIS?" If I understood the article correctly, it is his real penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Ewww. I have three words for that guy - Long. Sleeve. Shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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