Leonard Washington Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 this mofo is NASTY! http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html Man Previously Convicted Of RapeUPDATED: 9:04 am CST February 27, 2006 COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys. Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine. Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said. Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves. Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend. "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said. According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years. "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said. Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth." A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police. Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago. Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna. its crazy how much this guy looks like the saints coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 It's Joe Haslett, Jim's brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: oh and :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 its crazy how much this guy looks like the saints coach. Wow, you're right! Let's hope Haslett isn't spiking the Gatorade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Doesnt he also look like George Mason's coach...Larenaga(sp?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:oh and :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: Yeah, what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 This guy needs to be removed from the gene pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 He looks like the love child of Tom Coughlin and Gary Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Man the kiddie urine sounds like it's the bomb! I gotta get my hands on some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonef1de Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Man the kiddie urine sounds like it's the bomb! I gotta get my hands on some. It's 2 part Grey Goose, 1 part lil Timmy's steaming piss, squeeze of lime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 is there a reason this guy shouldnt be executed? hes described as being crack addict like when describing this act. its only a matter of time, or already a past act to be repeated, till he destroys a childs life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Ewwwww, Problem Child 2. But just sooooo much worse... I have to go vomit now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanevan Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 whatever floats your boat hey, its not harming the kids is it? its better than other things he could do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 It's 2 part Grey Goose, 1 part lil Timmy's steaming piss, squeeze of lime You forgot to mention to salt the rim of the glass. It's just not the same without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinPride27 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Doesnt he also look like George Mason's coach...Larenaga(sp?) Oh man. I think you're right. He looks more like Coach L than it does Haslett. Kinda scary actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 This guy needs to be removed from the gene pool I second the motion, all those in favor say "Aye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Just when I think we've reached the bottom level of depravity, someone lowers the bar. This is disgusting and he is worthy of institutionalization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Man the kiddie urine sounds like it's the bomb! I gotta get my hands on some. Isn't Kiddy Urine the name of a punk band? No? (and oh yeah.... :puke: sick bastage!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Just when I think we've reached the bottom level of depravity, someone lowers the bar. This is disgusting and he is worthy of institutionalization. i agree. i just can't rationalize drinking urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanevan Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 whatever floats your boat hey, its not harming the kids is it? its better than other things he could do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 whatever floats your boathey, its not harming the kids is it? its better than other things he could do Sheriff Bufford T. Justice says:"Remind me to slap yo mamma when we get home!" j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Wow, that just become the most disgusting thing I have ever read. And I have read some digusting crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Victimless crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 This guy needs to be removed from the gene pool I'm doubting this Casanova's going to be passing along his genes anytime soon. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Man the kiddie urine sounds like it's the bomb! I gotta get my hands on some. I heard they are making it a new flavor of gatorade.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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