G-Prime Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Anyone else ever get in the mood where all you want to do is mess with someone. Usually I'm around my wife and I'll pester the hell out of her. Go out to her car before she wakes up, put Motley Crue Shout at the Devil in her CD player, get to track 3 (looks that kill) and turn it all the way up, then turn the key off. Ever see a black woman turn white then red? It's frightening. Anyone else get like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Yeah, try tying a rubberband around the sprayer on the kitchen sink, when she turns it on she'll get sprayed with water. Pisses my wife off real bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've been known to hide in the coat closet when she comes home from work. She goes around the house calling my name... then she decides nobody is home. Then she opens the closet door to hang up her coat. That's when I jump out and scare her to death Of course, I have to plan on making my own dinner when I do this... but sometimes it is worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hahah, keep em' coming, I'm taking notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Yeah, try tying a rubberband around the sprayer on the kitchen sink, when she turns it on she'll get sprayed with water. Pisses my wife off real bad. I've done something like that to my mom before. It's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've been known to hide in the coat closet when she comes home from work.She goes around the house calling my name... then she decides nobody is home. Then she opens the closet door to hang up her coat. That's when I jump out Of course, I have to plan on making my own dinner when I do this... but sometimes it is worth it. :laugh: And you're how old again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Air Force Cane Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 are you dudes serious? I can't imagine them not kicking the cr@p out of you for that kind of thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :laugh: And you're how old again? Funny, that's what she says (after she gets done screaming at me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 You could try putting dead fish in the hubcaps and wait for all the neighborhood cats to gather around the car. Or, you can go to the hunting department of Wal-Mart and get some deer or fox urine. Drop some in the intake and when they turn on the heat or the A/C, the car will stink up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :laugh: And you're how old again? Zoony plays peek-a-boo. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've been known to hide in the coat closet when she comes home from work.She goes around the house calling my name... then she decides nobody is home. Then she opens the closet door to hang up her coat. That's when I jump out Of course, I have to plan on making my own dinner when I do this... but sometimes it is worth it. Ahh yes the only closet caper.. I hear Who Del is a master at the San Francisco variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Here is a game my wife and I play.... When she is in the shower, taking a nice hot shower, I fill up a bucket full of ice water and pour it over the shower curtain. I got punched once for that. She has gotten me back on more than one occasion. There is nothing like taking a shower scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Zoony plays peek-a-boo. :rotflmao: Don't hate just because you guys didnt' think of it first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Here is a game my wife and I play....When she is in the shower, taking a nice hot shower, I fill up a bucket full of ice water and pour it over the shower curtain. I got punched once for that. She has gotten me back on more than one occasion. There is nothing like taking a shower scared. Snow works better. Of course, it has to be snowing outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 You could try putting dead fish in the hubcaps and wait for all the neighborhood cats to gather around the car. Or, you can go to the hunting department of Wal-Mart and get some deer or fox urine. Drop some in the intake and when they turn on the heat or the A/C, the car will stink up. Along the same lines, putting a dirty sock in her pillow case.. LMAO!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Oh and a warning.. Rubbing alcohol doesn't always burn off quick.. So don't pour some all over the hood of your wife's BMW and light it on fire just to watch her freak out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 You could try putting dead fish in the hubcaps and wait for all the neighborhood cats to gather around the car. Or, you can go to the hunting department of Wal-Mart and get some deer or fox urine. Drop some in the intake and when they turn on the heat or the A/C, the car will stink up. I wouldn't do either of those. I have to drive her car too sometimes. I aint trying to punish myself directly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Take a pink shirt and put it in with white ones(do not run the laundry) when she's near open the washer and go "uh oh honey, I screwed up real bad". It's priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Take a pink shirt and put it in with white ones(do not run the laundry) when she's near open the washer and go "uh oh honey, I screwed up real bad". It's priceless. :laugh: I'm definitely going to do this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I've been known to hide in the coat closet when she comes home from work.She goes around the house calling my name... then she decides nobody is home. Then she opens the closet door to hang up her coat. That's when I jump out and scare her to death Of course, I have to plan on making my own dinner when I do this... but sometimes it is worth it. Dude... You are fricken hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Tate Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Anyone else ever get in the mood where all you want to do is mess with someone. Usually I'm around my wife and I'll pester the hell out of her. Go out to her car before she wakes up, put Motley Crue Shout at the Devil in her CD player, get to track 3 (looks that kill) and turn it all the way up, then turn the key off. Ever see a black woman turn white then red? It's frightening. Anyone else get like this? Why don't you stick to reading posts instead of being a nuisance, Mitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why don't you stick to reading posts instead of being a nuisance, Mitch. Why don't you move along you little *****. Don't like the thread don't post in it you brilliant **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Why don't you stick to reading posts instead of being a nuisance, Mitch. Why don't you move along you little *****. Don't like the thread don't post in it you brilliant **** Terry, why don't you try ignoring threads you don't like instead of being a knucklehead and doing your best to derail them. Goth, why don't you ignore an obvious instigator, or at least, instead of resorting to a tempertantrum, use the Report Post feature like we've asked so many times. Funny. I started this thread with a smile on my face. Now it's gone. My mood has been swung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan1311 Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 I wouldn't do either of those. I have to drive her car too sometimes. I aint trying to punish myself directly! Pull off any of the stunts that these guys are doing, and believe me, you are punishing yourself directly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 Terry, why don't you try ignoring threads you don't like instead of being a knucklehead and doing your best to derail them.Goth, why don't you ignore an obvious instigator, or at least, instead of resorting to a tempertantrum, use the Report Post feature like we've asked so many times. Funny. I started this thread with a smile on my face. Now it's gone. My mood has been swung. It was actually a bit of a joke Om.. keeping with the thread subject, I was displaying an obnoxious mood swing. Guess it didn't come across =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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