no1fanofno21 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I work at a small gym at a small college and am asked to come up with a motivational slogan quote type message to put up to get the people working out motivated. Cant come up with much of anything, if you got any idea ill take em. I came up with one but my boss didnt like it, it read "Are you happy with your body?" all suggestions are welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 1. Here at our gym, we are better than you. And we know it! 2. At this gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. 3. We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine! 4. Every other "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ^^^^^that's more depressing than motivating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 "don't kid yourself, you don't look that good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 why not steal the slogan "impossible is nothing"...always motivates me when i run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Try these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 we just want to.. [ clap ] Pump.. you up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 we just want to.. [ clap ] Pump.. you up!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: for some reason that's just hilarious to me...i can just see some old fart standing there saying it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 This one is good: "Things could be worse, you could be in Philadelphia" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hey, fatty. Put the fork down. Or Gettin' any? No? Why do you think that is? Edit: Put those quotes across this picture. Viola, instant motivation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRock Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 If you are going to Doubt something, Doubt your Limits..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 If you are going to Doubt something, Doubt your Limits..... That's pretty good...Use the Ray Lewis line..."Pain is temporary". I love that quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 You just motivated me. Im going to the gym. TiVo will catch 24 for me. I'll be back later. Im serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: for some reason that's just hilarious to me...i can just see some old fart standing there saying it.... Are you too young for Hans and Franz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 How about "You're fat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Pain is temporary, Pride is forever. Ah, memories of HS wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 If you are going to Doubt something, Doubt your Limits..... I like that one. I remember when I owned my gym I was always trying to think of motivational sayings. I came up with one that kind of sounded sanctimoniuos. "Exercize. It's not why you can't. It's why you don't." Shelved that one and decided to go with one I wrote on the wall by the door into the gym. "You made it this far, might as well go in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Are you too young for Hans and Franz?obviously....:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "You made it this far, might as well go in." That one is GOLD PCS :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 That one is GOLD PCS :laugh: Thanks TRJ. True story too. My gym was in the basement underneath a video store in a small strip shopping center. You would down the stairs and right there on the wall in black magic marker was that saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Hey fatty, you call that a workout? or Hey fatty, I didn't know men could get pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Edit: Put those quotes across this picture. Viola, instant motivation: viola? how is a strings instrument going to motivate people? voila! it won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Are you too young for Hans and Franz? haha.... "I'm Hanz.... and I'm Franz.... and we're here to pump...{clap}.... YOU UP!" my brother and his friend went as Hanz and Franz for halloween one year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 1. Here at our gym, we are better than you. And we know it!2. At this gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. 3. We can help you turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every day, into a Franken-fine! 4. Every other "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society. Hey fatty, you call that a workout?or Hey fatty, I didn't know men could get pregnant. Well now. With motivational skills like that, it's a wonder you're not on tour and making videos. Really makes a person feel like getting it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Well now. With motivational skills like that, it's a wonder you're not on tour and making videos. Really makes a person feel like getting it done. Actually, the first four are from a movie called "Dodgeball" The other ones I made up myself out of boredom. Yes, I know mine suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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