pez Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So my dad calls up today, and he says he just bought tickets. I say, oh really? to what? He replies he just bought season tickets for the redskins....Huh?!?!?! He says yeah I got club level on the 35 yard line :thud: :thud: :thud: Should make for an interesting tailgate this season.... Did I mention that he is a professional chef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Can he adopt me? EDIT--- Ok, look at that word. It just hit me. Is that not one of the weirdest words you have seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So my dad calls up today, and he says he just bought tickets. I say, oh really? to what? He replies he just bought season tickets for the redskins....Huh?!?!?! He says yeah I got club level on the 35 yard line :thud: :thud: :thud: Should make for an interesting tailgate this season.... Did I mention that he is a professional chef? congrats to your dad, and I think you might have just made a bunch of people start to drool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Great, you made me hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Can he adopt me?EDIT--- Ok, look at that word. It just hit me. Is that not one of the weirdest words you have seen? Pass the dutchie on the left hand side bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Club level 35 yard line. Yep. He got tickets alright. :rubeyes: Chef......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 They like to have cook offs too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterPinstripe Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Pass the dutchie on the left hand side bro. Heh... And the scary thing is, I would probably be 1000 times worse if I had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I thought you were going to say his gas causes shock and awe after eating you Wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSF Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 WOW! This is going to be an interesting tailgate season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Alright, if this is where Pez learned to cook I hope he's gonna make a few dishes for the tailgate! :notworthy Oh yea and maybe we can weasel that wing recipe out of him. Pez has his copy in Fort Knox. :laugh: I guess they had a good time at Kirkpatricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Yeah.. I have told him about this site, and he might sign up in the next day or 2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Alright, if this is where Pez learned to cook I hope he's gonna make a few dishes for the tailgate! :notworthyOh yea and maybe we can weasel that wing recipe out of him. Pez has his copy in Fort Knox. :laugh: I guess they had a good time at Kirkpatricks. Nice try I doubt even dad has that recipe. If you bribe me enough I might let it leak out! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Nice try I doubt even dad has that recipe. If you bribe me enough I might let it leak out! :laugh: Between myself and Riggins44 we might be able to meet your demands. I'll have to check with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Its in the vault!!! A gag might be good for Huly this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 With 35 yard clubbers and mad kitchen skills your Dad is well on his way to cult hero status on ES. The fact that he's a chef will make him well qualified to answer the obligatory question he surely will be asked...gas or charcoal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Alright, if this is where Pez learned to cook I hope he's gonna make a few dishes for the tailgate! :notworthyOh yea and maybe we can weasel that wing recipe out of him. Pez has his copy in Fort Knox. :laugh: I guess they had a good time at Kirkpatricks. HOF.... I am not even in the same league as my father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 HOF.... I am not even in the same league as my father! I should go on a diet now. :laugh: If he brings stuff to the tailgate I could put on a few pounds during the season. Have to go into diet and conditioning program to get ready. Offseason training for tailgaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Nice! How are his Beer Pong Skills? HOF44 - the off-season training program is working for me...I have lost 14 pounds since the Christmas eve game...tailgating last season was killing me... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Here is the offseason workout video: http://www.bignoobs.com/videos/fatguy.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Here is the offseason workout video: http://www.bignoobs.com/videos/fatguy.wmv damn...I'm not that fat?...am I? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 HOF44 - the off-season training program is working for me...I have lost 14 pounds since the Christmas eve game...tailgating last season was killing me... :doh: My wife started dieting a little over 2 months ago. So I joined her, but not nearly as fanatical. She's lost 38 I've lost 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Noobs... :jk: Im down from 260 last year this time to 225!!!!! I do miss BEERS sometimes though Mr. um err Pez um sir... Can I please err... have some... uh... wings? Congrats Daddy Pez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtle Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 That's cool man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Between myself and Riggins44 we might be able to meet your demands. I'll have to check with him. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I am so bad! Its in the vault!!!A gag might be good for Huly this season! :doh: BUSTED! I should go on a diet now. :laugh: If he brings stuff to the tailgate I could put on a few pounds during the season. Have to go into diet and conditioning program to get ready. Offseason training for tailgaters. Do not forget to train your liver to hold mass amounts of Chappelle's bar! No my father in law can cook and he can cook ANYTHING! If we have any type of cook off everyone is in trouble. Noobs... :jk: Im down from 260 last year this time to 225!!!!! I do miss BEERS sometimes though Mr. um err Pez um sir... Can I please err... have some... uh... wings? Congrats Daddy Pez! We are looking at getting a grill to grill you and my dad some wings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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