J3553 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Another tragic death of a local 15 year old teen has been attributed to a new hair style that has become prominent in the emo/hardcore/gay community. The hair cut features long bangs that all but competely blocks the vision in the left or right eye. "Kids don't realize that depth perception is reguarded in society as being much more important than having a slightly tilted version of a homosexual 80's haircut." says Dr. Pepper, M.D. from the Center of Stupidity Control. "We have encountered some fairly stupid fads in the past, but sacrificing 50% of one of your five senses to look like a douchbag is definatly something new". The teen who recently passed away was killed when he was attempting to take a picture of himself for his "myspace"; a popular website that promotes homosexuality, cross dressing and general stupidity among youths. With his depth perception hindered, the teen failed to realize that the camera was one and a half inches from his face. The resulting flash caused the teen to be temporarily blinded, which lead him to kill himself because everything didn't go exactly his way. His parents were less than pleased, "If we'd of known that letting him look like an effeminate herion addict would've killed him, we would've never of bought him that eye liner!", said the teens mother. This is the fourth death attributed to this hair style. "Depth perception is not something you should take lightly". Says Dr. Pepper M.D. "I treated a teen last weekend who wandered in front of a bus because he was simply using one eye to navigate! The parents need to get involved!". Some teens still seem to think it's a game. "It's just our way of not conforming man.... We just don't want to have normal haircuts like everyone else." Says Raven Dinglehouse from Ft. Peirce, FL. "We'd just rather strictly copy a few million dirty looking people than have a hair cut that loosely resembles the rest of the world." This comment was profound enough to cause our correspondent's head to explode. Even Elton John has chimmed in with his concerns, "This new fad is gayer than two gay guys having sex with three gay guys", says the accomplished performer. This reporter could not agree more. While it has been known that teens will certainly risk life and limb for the approval of thier peers, never in history have they been also willing to risk diginity, sexual identity and a bad dye job all at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Ummm...ok.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3553 Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 it's an obviously fake article someone emailed me. some will get it, some won't. i thought it was funny as hell and worth sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I thought it was pretty stupid myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborneskins Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Even Elton John has chimmed in with his concerns, "This new fad is gayer than two gay guys having sex with three gay guys", says the accomplished performer. :doh: Funny .. But :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Emo is a horrible term that pop-culture has given a very negative connotation. I'll go way more in depth on my 4,000th post. I've planned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3553 Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Emo is a horrible term that pop-culture has given a very negative connotation.I'll go way more in depth on my 4,000th post. I've planned it. yeah i know. i just think the article is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Emo is a horrible term that pop-culture has given a very negative connotation.I'll go way more in depth on my 4,000th post. I've planned it. So what do you say.. 4000 by tomorrow night? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 yeah i know. i just think the article is funny. Understandable. No problem with you posting the article, just annoyed by the term in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So what do you say.. 4000 by tomorrow night? :laugh: Oh man I don't wanna stay up for ppl tryin to reach post counts again.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh man I don't wanna stay up for ppl tryin to reach post counts again.... :laugh: Damn, I just realized i'm pretty close to 4K myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Emo?? Never heard of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh man I don't wanna stay up for ppl tryin to reach post counts again.... :laugh: I have a fridge full of beer-- I can stay here all night. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Emo?? Never heard of it... :rotflmao: Where did you find that RJ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So what do you say.. 4000 by tomorrow night? :laugh: It'll come when it comes...but this is the subject I plan on delving into for celebration...and heinous battles leading to civil war amongst the Tailgaters of ExtremeSkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :rotflmao: Where did you find that RJ? I "borrowed" it from the Unsonny's "Owned and Other funny Stuffs thread".... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 It'll come when it comes...but this is the subject I plan on delving into for celebration...and heinous battles leading to civil war amongst the Tailgaters of ExtremeSkins. Damn dude, this better live up to the hype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Damn dude, this better live up to the hype. He's hyping it up worse than Larry Michael and the "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I "borrowed" it from the Unsonny's "Owned and Other funny Stuffs thread".... :cool: Clever very clever.. I applaud your efforts. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 If "emo" is a real word, then that article (which was quite funny, btw) is probably as enlightening as anything else I'd be likely to read or hear about it. Which makes me glad this was my first exposure to it (pun unfortunate and not intended). Now if I hear the term, I'll know roughly what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I thought myspace was a place for girls to put up pictures of themselves being hoes. But, if you treat them like a hoe "they're not like that." Hate to break it to you. Your four page spread of tits and ass says, "you're a hoe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 For those who know the emo lifestyle and make fun of them on a continuos basis like myself its a really funny ariticle. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 He's hyping it up worse than Larry Michael and the "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" :laugh: Larry Michael's got nothing on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh man I don't wanna stay up for ppl tryin to reach post counts again.... :laugh: Hey... I wasn't up til 5 AM for post count purposes. I just have nothing better to do with myself that late... :doh: So what do you say.. 4000 by tomorrow night? :laugh: At the rate he's going I don't even doubt that as a possibility. Almost 4000 posts since November... yikes. I thought I was bad with almost 1000 during the same time frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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