Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 From ESpn (ExtremeSkins poster news) Outsider: HOG ON THE MOVE? by Len Puke-arelli FREDERICK, Md. -- Contract negotiations between honorary_hog and extremeskins.com have apparently reached a stalemate, and neither side seems willing to give an inch to come to an agreement. Hog reached what he thought was a prestigious mark on April 16, eclipsing 3,000 posts in his young but productive career. However, the front office staff neglected to acknowledge his achievement. In fact, they went a step further and penalized him for his success. "I really feel like Terrell Owens," Hog said when reached by phone at his sty. "The only difference is, I'm not an ***hole." "I've never wrecked a team in my life," he continued. "In reality, I consider myself the ultimate team player. Apparently Art and the boys don't see it that way. It's a travesty really." Hog cited the fact that he was stripped of his Marcus Washington avatar, and given a LaVar Arrington avatar in it's place. "Is this what they think of me," Hog asked rhetorically. "I mean M-dub symbolizes everything you want a guy to be -- a hard worker, a team player, a Pro Bowler, and a class individual. Arrington isn't even on a team anymore. I think that sends a clear message as to how they feel about me here." Reaction from his ES teammates was mixed. "The guy's too conservative," said Larry at ExtremeSkins Park. "But he doesn't need to open up the offense, he needs to open up his mind. Until he does that, I don't see much hope for him." Major Harris disagreed. "I like Hog. I like his mom better, but I like Hog. If he leaves town, then his mom's probably gonna go to. I don't want to see that happen." Winslowalrob called Hog a "complete schlepp," apparently unaware of the severely negative connotation associated with the word "schlepp" in Bumphuqistan. While Bumphuqistanis have called for an apology, Winslow has thus far refused. Georgiaredskin came most forcefully to Hog's defense, or so it seemed. "I don't know what I'd do without him. He's such a scholar, such a gentleman. Not to mention that he's the ultimate personification of 'studitude'...Yeah, I love that jrockster." When the question was clarified, georgiaredskin jumped ship. "Honorary Hog? That dude's more expendable than a non-rechargeable battery." Opinion is clearly divided at ExtremeSkins Park. And the only thing that is clear is that this issue will not be resolved anytime soon. "Man, I ALWAYS want to be an ExtremeSkin," Hog said as he emptied his locker at ES Park. "I just don't know if they feel the same way. I'm willing to renegotiate. But I just don't think a better avatar is asking too much." Tarhog was the only front office member who could be reached for comment. But this reporter didn't press the issue when he responded, "Honorary who?" Cardinalnation and Cowboyszone are reportedly interested in Hog's services. However, Hog doesn't officially become a free agent until the third of never. Stay tuned for ESpn Outsider for developments. HAIL, Hog :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Bring Back The Hog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 this is great.. I demand Danny to get fire up Redskins1 to give him a new contract.. Hes the ulimate team player. He is a Joe Gibbs type of player.. These are the types of players that help win championship and keep teams together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Creative Post Hog! Congrats on the 3000th post!!! BTW ... you better stay away from Cardinalnation and Cowboyszone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 this is great.. I demand Danny to get fire up Redskins1 to give him a new contract.. Hes the ulimate team player. He is a Joe Gibbs type of player.. These are the types of players that help win championship and keep teams together. I'm inclined to agree. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Free The Hog!!!!!! Free The Hog!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Dude, that was an awesome milestone thread! Congrats on 3k! Oh BTW: I would only want Hog back for the vet minimum plus incentives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Dude, that was an awesome milestone thread!Congrats on 3k! Oh BTW: I would only want Hog back for the vet minimum plus incentives. :laugh: What is the vet minimum now? $400,000? Tell ya what, get management to agree to it and I just might stick around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :laugh: What is the vet minimum now? $400,000? Tell ya what, get management to agree to it and I just might stick around. As your agent.. What percentage do I get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Creative Post Hog! Congrats on the 3000th post!!! BTW ... you better stay away from Cardinalnation and Cowboyszone!!! Thanks Candace. And just for the record, I don't even know if there is a Cardinalnation. And I only know of Cowboyszone from the poke fans posting in the stadium. I'm a one-trick pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 As your agent.. What percentage do I get? Wait. My agent is offering my services for vet minimum? In the immortal words of Vince McMahon: Yooouuuu're Fiiiiiiired!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :laugh: One of the best milestone posts I've ever seen. Congrats, hog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Wait. My agent is offering my services for vet minimum?In the immortal words of Vince McMahon: Yooouuuu're Fiiiiiiired!!!!!! Ok, then I shall just stick with my other client, georgiaredskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 great post, congrats HH, long live the HOG! It's realy an honor to know you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 you've outdone yourself. 4,000 will be lame. :laugh: congrats, hog. you're one of the best around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 link? Seriously though, great post. There's a lot of people reaching big milestones lately. Sometimes I can't believe how much people post here. I joined almost two years before you did and I'm still not at 3,000. I might have to hold out until they change that Lavar avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANTAYLOR21 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: congrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Thanks to all you fine ladies and gents. I wouldn't spend so much time here if it wasn't for all of you. dfitz, DC, Major, praise_gibbs, Superman (aka stwasm), you guys make this place what it is for me. I'm grateful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Congrats, HH, it's always a pleasure to see your posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 link? Seriously though, great post. There's a lot of people reaching big milestones lately. Sometimes I can't believe how much people post here. I joined almost two years before you did and I'm still not at 3,000. I might have to hold out until they change that Lavar avatar. www.espnoutsider.net/hogunsigned/linkdoesntwork/donttryit.htm And the reason I got there faster Deej is because I have far more important things to say than you do! j/k dude. You da man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Congrats HH. Your posts are always a pleasure to read! One day I may just grow up to be like you! Keep em coming man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I joined almost two years before you did and I'm still not at 3,000. I might have to hold out until they change that Lavar avatar. You're one of the posters who tends to emphasize quality over quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 You're one of the posters who tends to emphasize quality over quantity. Damn dude. Reading betwen the lines, that was pretty harsh. I'm sorry my posts aren't good enough for you. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Meanwhile, in The Stadium : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Your posts are always a pleasure to read! One day I may just grow up to be like you! Nah. I think you have the potential to actually make something of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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