1987TimmySmith Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "I'd punch you upside your head.......but the beats you kick as a DJ are fly, lets hit the club mister DJ prosecuter.....you drive though!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hahahaha. I will end your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSkinz1 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "I'm gonna get you sucka!" OR "Be glad you're not T.O. Mr. Grieco." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chow184 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "Judge I would like a continuance to deal with a personal matter.My hairline is seemingly running away in fear for some reason." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard saunders Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "Does this mean you won't play my acquittal party?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? or "10 Year-olds, dude..." Did you guys see his website? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoidRage Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 :dj: SPIN IT UP ONE TIME MR. DJ MAN !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Haha. Tony Kornheiser just said that picture is a Sonny Liston stare and it not only makes you want to drop the charges, but also makes you want to leave the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoidRage Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Wait ............... You Look Like The Dj At The Club Last Night !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1987TimmySmith Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 my boy is sneaking up behind ya with the tie I used to be wearing!:gaintsuck ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timitim Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Your honor, i would like to request that for the duration of these proceedings that the female guards in the court room be replaced by replacement players from the Dallas Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailskipper Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Would anyone be surprised if we find Grieco unconcious at his home after having his ribcage crushed seemingly from a heavy impact to the chest.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaganaut Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "Your honor, just take a look at the defendant. He's guilty as sin. We all know OJ was guilty and we can't keep letting these football players get away with crimes...oops did I say that out loud???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronicdesi Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Your honor, it is a crime... A crime that no one listens to me spin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I don't care who you are back in the world. You explain your position one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet . . . leave you here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Your Honor, with all do respect. It's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "Man, I'm gonna phuk you up after this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoBob Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Your honor, can we have a recess, I've soiled myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahbird Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Hey Grieco, I make better music with my c**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeownU Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I look good in Prison Blues.......maybe I can share a cell with Micheal Irvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoBob Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. I think this might be funny if I followed....but it's definitely weird...and weird is good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor ToughLove Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 - "...(remember, keep your good side towards the camera)...er, uhm Judge Wopner I'll take 'lawyers-trying-to-get-exposure-on-publicized-court-cases' for $500, please. And what the heck, throw in a vowel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I think this might be funny if I followed....but it's definitely weird...and weird is good.... Its from South Park. Johnny Cochran's Chewbacca argument. Hilarious. I look good in Prison Blues.......maybe I can share a cell with Micheal Irvin. Prisons don't issue collared shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZFAN4EVER Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 "GO 'HEAD YOU OLE'...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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