supafly Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Thats right boys and girls, lets hear them. Whether they're rational, irrational, slightly schizophrenic, or outright tinfoil :fortune: :dunce: :paranoid: phobias, now is the time to reveal all! I'll begin with mine: Public Bathroom phobias - pubicvenerialphobia - It's inevitable that when I finish up my business, and while washing my hands, some other jerk's hands will go straight from his penis to the doorhandle. Then I'm trapped in that bathroom for eternity. :puke: :cry: petitepenisparanobia - This phobia is the core phobia shared by all guys in all public bathrooms everywhere regardless of how well equipped you are. It explains why we do, what we do, and how we do it. The fear is that somebody will look at your manhood, laugh in an annoyingly high girly laugh and exclaim "AHHAHAHA your peepee is so TINY" or cute, or ugly and in some way malformed and/or deficient. penishomophobia - If the first one doesnt affect you cause you think you're king dingalinga kong, then the second fear is that instead of laughing at your meatsicle, they might mention how tasty it looks. If you wonder why guys never use urinals next to one another and often prefer stalls, you can blame the 2 phobias above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums and skins Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Phobophobia I'm afraid of phobias. Its a vicious cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Expiration dates... Wierd, but if anything is the same day, or even 2 days before the date, I pitch it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Extremely common one- heights. I remember going to the top of the World Trade Center and looking out of the huge glass windows across New York and feeling terrified. Shots too. I can't stand getting bloodwork or shots from the doctor, it just creeps me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Divorce lawyers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Arachnaphobia....I can't stand spiders...I don't like jellyfish either, bad expierience with them, don't know what that would be titled as though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Gingerphobia- I am scared of all kids with the disease known as 'gingervitis' :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Aviophobia or Aviatophobia - Fear of Flying Altophobia - Fear of Heights I'm afraid of heights and flying. I cannot stand planes. Never have been a fan. When I was small I flew to Orlando from Dulles and the whole way down it was storming. So much turbulence. I was scared ****less. To this day I will not fly unless I have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Pigeons http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151403 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Heights here too...I get vertigo so easily, and I have visions of myself tripping and somehow falling over the edge. Freaks me out bad!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Other than that, don't really have any phobias. :whoknows: Pigeonshttp://www.extremeskins.com/forums/...ad.php?t=151403 :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: One of the funnier threads on ES in awhile!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 I'm afraid of heights and flying. I cannot stand planes. Never have been a fan. When I was small I flew to Orlando from Dulles and the whole way down it was storming. So much turbulence. I was scared ****less. To this day I will not fly unless I have to. Altophobia and aviaphobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Pigeonshttp://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151403 Ornithophobia is fear of birds in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Acrophobia and aviaphobia. Thanks man. I was looking for it. Updated my post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 My girlfriend was browsing and saw this thread. She wanted to add hers because its so odd. Fear of ladybugs (completely true.) The story is one day she was at home watching Days Of Our Lives. The episode was about a ladybug that crawled in your ear and set you on fire. Ever since then she HATES ladybugs. Also Fear of bubbles. She hates bubbles. And dots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 dont know if they are real phobias, but fear of drowning is my BIGGEST one, and also fear of heights and bees!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Thanks man. I was looking for it. Updated my post. I messed up on the heights one, I updated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Didaskaleinophobia I used to have this one a lot. Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Expiration dates... Wierd, but if anything is the same day, or even 2 days before the date, I pitch it... :applause: me too..... i also suffer from a range of other phobias halfoffaphobia...the fear that no matter where what day or what time, my wife ill find some obscure half off sale for crap she's lived 25 years without, but suddenly needs to get by in life, then asks for the credit card. bargainbinaphobia...we all suffer this i'm sure....how many times have you walked into target with $20 or $50, intending to get only one thing, then leave with money still in your pocket, but then you get sucked in by the clearance and dollar bins at the front of the store, and buy a million things you don't need, just because it's $1, and inevitably leave broke - and without what you originally went for. corpseaphobia....i have a fear of death. i think it's unnatural. it's seriously to the point where i think about it a thousand times a day, and get scared to leave the house sometimes, then i do , because who knows when a meteorite will come crashing through the ceiling. anyone know how i can get help with this? shrinkaphobia....i have a fear of shrinks, psychologists, psychiatrists, etc, which prevents me from going to one even when i probably should, because i believe know amount of schooling can make someone who has never met me capable of diagnosing my problem. paranoidschitzophreniaphobia....i have a fear that maybe i have other personalities that are trying to oust me, and only they know they exist....who said that? Aviophobia or Aviatophobia - Fear of Flying definitely have that one, too many plane crash dreams........i won't so much as look at a plane, **** getting on one!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 DidaskaleinophobiaI used to have this one a lot. Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up? Fear of asking the same question twice? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 DidaskaleinophobiaI used to have this one a lot. Can anyone guess what it is without looking it up? I actually know this one. Fear of going to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Heights and very enclosed spaces, like inside small closets (when the door is shut.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 I'm a bit claustrophobic at times and just a bit scared of heights at times, ( Hey. I fell 15' straight down almost 6 years ago. I'm allowed). And I have a phobia of not using smilies. See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 I have a few- Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection. very typical, I have an underlying feeling that someone is going to look at my work and disapprove. Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty. probably not the right one here, should be fear of underachievment. I often look at the investment accomplishments of others and feel guilty that I didn't work harder or take more risks. Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria. like someone else said, I won't grab the public bathroom door handle without a papertowel in hand. when none were available, I've actually waited for someone else to open the door :doh: I will shake hands with people except during winter cold season, but wash my hands asap afterward. I won't eat my mother-in-law's cooking because her kitchen and general hygine is not up to my standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renesis Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 Heights Spiders Flying clown monkeys(I shudder just thinking about those creepy ****ers from The Wizard of Oz. At nearly 21 years old, I still have not seen that entire movie.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 elevatorphobia-don't know if that is the correct word but I hate elevators with a passion. Got stuck in one when I was little. Something about being enclosed in a steel box suspended by a steel cord doesn't sit right with me. Also, I hate spiders with a fiery passion. Got bit by a brown recluse when I was little, unpacking some boxes after moving into a new house, hand swelled up like a baloon. Oh and did anyone ever play the Alien vs Predator game? I don't know what it was but the little alien attaching itself to the screen use to freak me out like no other and Im talking about like 3 or 4 years ago. I use to cringe everytime that thing would jump at the screen and attach itself. I thought it was going to come out of the screen. If anyone has ever played it you know what im talking about. When that things launches itself at you it feels like its going to jump out of the screen. By far the freakiest thing ever on a video game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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