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Costco Scam


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I don't know how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful

to know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This

happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 24-year-old girls come over to your car

as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your

windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling

out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask

you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they remove all their clothes. Then one of them climbs over

into the front seat and does things which, until now, you have only

dreamed about, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on

Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. If I can, I'll

make reservations for the next two weeks.

I spewed coffee on my keyboard! :laugh:

Edit: Had to change the title, it was too scary for some. This is the title when I got it though and in hindsite I think it adds to the joke.

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