kevinklein Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 Haha, those limericks are great JRock. I'll edit the title to welcome all forms of poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 It's really shockingAssume I'm a cowboys fan for negative quote nice try at haiku unfortunately you suck ignoring all rules Blind trust in Joe Gibbs Extremeskins full of homers say brunell is great oh wow, only six here see it really true because they are supersmart to flutter 'gainst mark who is the flame that draws these moths of obsession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Animal Trainer Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 There once was a saftey named Roy Who one night filled our hearts all with joy He blew coverage on Moss It was twice in their loss He is now 89's little boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Animal Trainer Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Parcells is quite famous for shoutin' His boss, Mr. Jones, known for poutin' But when Terrell's around You'd think Jerry's found His costar from the film Broke Back Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 to flutter 'gainst markwho is the flame that draws these moths of obsession Wow...I don't know which side you are supporting, but that was downright poetic!! :laugh: Mark the target of mindless hatred, but the one thing he did was win It doesn't seem sane; criticizing a playoff winning quarterback Led the Skins to their First playoff win in 6 years Give the guy some props Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 jrockster77Wow...I don't know which side you are supporting... :laugh: Well, I don't have much use for blindly following authority or popular opinion just because its popular...or worshiiping human beings...on the other hand, I don't have much in the way of one-sided, unreasoning, close-minded, cognitively handicapped, obsessive, narcissistic, insecure, delusional, paranoid, pedantic, self-righteous, crusading tendencies... . ...so it's not so much a "side" I'm supporting as it is more that I'm back-handing a type of posting--the half-dozen most persistently fervent brunell-reactionairies it's a small group that makes an amazing amount of white-noise while announcing they are shining the light of clarity and truth on the vast dark kingdom of mindless coach-worshippers... but i'm a big believer in freedom (and you knew where i stand jrock :laugh: ) so much to account for the man who passes pigskins on teams rebuilding most far from perfect blind eyes hear their mind yelling brain shuts down fingers type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcardle1982 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Brunell is Q-BWatch as the passes float by and waste snyder's cash Clinton is running Dallas can not stop the force We won't need passing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Clinton is runningDallas can not stop the force We won't need passing :laugh: :laugh: :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcardle1982 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Snyder signs em allRedskins still disappointing Cause Gibbs chose Brunell We reached the playoffs We left Dallas in our wake Season sweep was sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcardle1982 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Brunell no factor?Then who threw the ball to Moss? It wasn't Portis. That is priceless jrockster lol. :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmcardle1982 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 14 to 13 the next game was way better 35 to 7 DALLAS SUCKS!!!! THE TABLES ARE NOW TURNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitty71 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Campbell to Moss and Cooley Taylor's sticks are unruly Lloyd flies through the air Arch hits like a bear Other teams will have to leave early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 A man from Tennessee had a dream, He head-coached in New York so it seems, But he came to the Skins And washed away all his sins In the blood of offensive teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle Hell Yeah Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 For a different take on the glorious past: Dexter likes powder His nose hair so sack happy Now he's off the pipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would like to knowwhat games was defense no help and Redskins still won Joe Gibbs chose Brunell Brunell had a career year Which ain't sayin much Remember New York? Barber running free as if The defense not there. Brunell had no help Wideouts dropping all passes Defense not playing? Joe Gibbs chose Brunell Brunell led Skins to playoffs That's sayin' a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerSkins Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 campbell will play antwann randle el will stay lombardi will be ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums and skins Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 4-7-6 works too i guess you didn't count all of those syllables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadskin11 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 jury duty now holding room has internet Extremeskins is crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadskin11 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 NFL Network "Joining us on Redskins Cam" I can't help but laugh Dan Snyder gets 'em Joe Gibbs with proud papa smile Free Agency Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 drop back, its airborne! six fast feet flying downfield roy's head in hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 The fans of that team from Dallas Will worship TO like a phallus. He'll screw up the show Then, "I told you so" Is what Lenny and PK will tell us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykripple18 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 joe gibbs gregg willams santana moss and portis fight for old dc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horseman Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Someone's in need ofRemedial haiku class There are rules, you know a fan of rules, not witness the "horseman" handle but this game, I know My bad Om; just being a tad lazy..... :psyche: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle Hell Yeah Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "The fans of that team from Dallas" Another possible rhyme is: Made lunch with sisters of salads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm glad you all think I'm a cowboys fan,but explain to me how my three short stanzas aren't Haikus and your 4 line behemoth about a team Idon't even like is??? In case you were wondering... hai·ku 1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. 2. A poem written in this form. YOU SUCK GET OFF OUR BORD!!!!!!!!!!! TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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