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Dont be like that...heres mine

Rule number one is..

If you are a Redskin Fan

Respect the players

Do not be like what?

just being realistic

no false hopes allowed

Several months back

Many an extremeskin here

called for Brunell's head

Defense wins last games

now everyone praises him

he can do no wrong

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get off our board

your team is soft

roy williams cant cover a blanket

It's really shocking

Assume I'm a cowboys fan

for negative quote

nice try at haiku

unfortunately you suck

ignoring all rules

Blind trust in Joe Gibbs

Extremeskins full of homers

say brunell is great

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Do not be like what?

just being realistic

no false hopes allowed

Several months back

Many an extremeskin here

called for Brunell's head

Defense wins last games

now everyone praises him

he can do no wrong

Not a Haiku

Our Opinions may be whack,

And our mindset quite insane

But your greatest Wide Receiver

Smokes crack and snorts cocaine......

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Not a Haiku

Our Opinions may be whack,

And our mindset quite insane

But your greatest Wide Receiver

Smokes crack and snorts cocaine......

I'm glad you all think I'm a cowboys fan,

but explain to me how my three short stanzas aren't Haikus and your 4 line behemoth about a team Idon't even like is???

In case you were wondering...

hai·ku

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

2. A poem written in this form.

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Joe Gibbs chose Brunell

Brunell had a career year

Haters can't say much

Defense won last games

But defense no help at first

Twas all Brunell then

I would like to know

what games was defense no help

and Redskins still won

Joe Gibbs chose Brunell

Brunell had a career year

Which ain't sayin much

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I'm glad you all think I'm a cowboys fan,

but explain to me how my three short stanzas aren't Haikus and your 4 line behemoth about a team Idon't even like is???

In case you were wondering...

hai·ku

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

2. A poem written in this form.

I meant my "poem" wasn't a Haiku, Einstein

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I would like to know

what games was defense no help

and Redskins still won

Joe Gibbs chose Brunell

Brunell had a career year

Which ain't sayin much

Weeks 5, 6 and 10

All losses, but defense owned

Lost in spite of Mark

----

Monday Night Football

Defense played well, Mark stepped up

Huge scramble and throws

Beat Dallas two times

Brunell dominates both games

6 touchdowns, 1 pick

----

Against Seattle

If Carlos returns the pick

Next round possible

Against Seattle

Third option missing from field

Jacobs disappears

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If we deviate

from normal haiku format

we can still have fun

Limericks are fun

Haiku gets old kind of quick

Need a change of pace

That being said, here are a couple limericks I wrote before the second Dallas week:

There once was a receiver from Dallas;

Who hated the Skins with much malice;

Because on third down

He looked like a clown

When Sean Taylor lit him up like a chalice.

There once was a man from the U,

Who stood tall at 6 foot 2,

A terror in the middle

Makes everyone else little

And receivers' pants fill with pooh.

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week 10 at tampa

Brunell hands tampa 14

covers his own arse

week 10 at tampa

brunell tosses 2 TDs

short to running backs

week 6 at KC

brunell tosses 3 TDs

more short easy passes

So as you can see

Brunell wasn't much help there

keep your dreams alive

Moss scores on a screen

Brunell gets credit for score

but how much was him

The touchdowns and picks

A Q-B throws do not show

true ability

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week 10 at tampa

Brunell hands tampa 14

covers his own arse

week 10 at tampa

brunell tosses 2 TDs

short to running backs

week 6 at KC

brunell tosses 3 TDs

more short easy passes

So as you can see

Brunell wasn't much help there

keep your dreams alive

Moss scores on a screen

Brunell gets credit for score

but how much was him

The touchdowns and picks

A Q-B throws do not show

true ability

Not at J.M.U.

Eating at Dave's Taverna

You ever been there?

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Week 10 not Mark's fault

Moss molested but no call

Patten no effort

My only complaint

Mark's fumblitis problem

Everything else fine

Touchdown pass easy?

Why Alex Smith throws just one?

More to it than that

Even short passes

Better than Ramsey can do

No touch on short ball

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