kevinklein Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Hello there fellow Extremers! At 2:23 this early, early Monday morning, a glorious idea for a thread struck me. After all the excitement in early free agency, we undoubtedly all come to Extremeskins.com to check up on the Redskins latest doings. Inevitable is the twinge of dissapointment we all feel when we see that Mr. Snyder has yet to find a way to fill our holes at Nickel CB, and weak side linebacker (we all know that he will, however, so please spare the comments, as this is not the thread for it.). The Tailgate has many fantastic games to pass the time, as most of you who have been there know. This was very random, but I thought I'd bring one to The Stadium. All of us, except those fans of other teams who choose to grace us with their presence, share the same passion and love for our Washington Redskins. Obviously we all think about them for hours at a time, and we wish for the season to be neverending, but that is simply out of the question. So next time you need your Redskins fix, and none of the threads here in the Stadium seem to catch your fancy, add your own little flare of Redskins orientated expression, by contributing to this thread. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the makeup of a Haiku (I assume JRockster77 and Bonaf1de are highly familiar with it, and I expect them to be avid participators in this thread), I'll explain it for you. Line 1: 5 syllables Line 2: 7 syllables Line 3: 5 syllables I never thought the nonsense my middle school English teachers were spitting out would end up being of interest to me on a Redskins message board, but I suppose that just goes to show that you never know. I'll start! Santana Moss flies Past Will Allen, one, two, three Redskins victory. I think reading all of your guys Haikus will be very entertaining, and writing them will be a fun way to express our fandom. I hope everyone else is as enthusiatic as I! Happy writing, folks. Edit: People have started writing little limmericks, and poems with some nice rhyme schemes. They're really great to read, so a Haiku is now only an idea for this thread. Keep the Redskins creativity coming! It's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lloyd, Randle El, Moss Acrobat, speedster, touchdown Die, secondaries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lavar was strong. He was a great linebacker. He is fat now though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 Clinton's record year, It was only a preview Of 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Joe Gibbs has returned. Again we are respected. This will be our year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Moss for a touchdown Moss for touchdown number two Roy crying like baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunobulax Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lavar was strong.He was a great linebacker. He is fat now though. Oops -- need another syllable in that first line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deskskins Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 We have resorted to Redskins Haikus? Isn't this something that should be in another forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Antwaan Randle El Brandon Lloyd is here as well Roy Williams is scared :logo: :point2sky :helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Joe Gibbs has returned.Again we are respected. This will be our year. Ding! Winner! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Marcus Washington Has the heart of a lion I ask, LaVar who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Brunell is Q-B Watch as the passes float by and waste snyder's cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Lavar was strong.He was a great linebacker. He is fat now though. :rotflmao::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM A REDSKIN FAN Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Dallas kiss my as$ The Redskins will crush yall bad TERRELL OWENS SUCKS! lol...:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Jerry signs TO Bledsoe can't get him the ball TO destroys Boys Taylor in center Crayton's panties filled with pooh Alligator arms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Snyder signs em all Redskins still disappointing Cause Gibbs chose Brunell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 AJ_Skins obsessed TheSchwartz close behind AJ Playoffs not enough Brunell's best season Led Skins to a playoff win Now has more weapons! Moss and Lloyd go deep Cooley across the middle Antwaan too? Not fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Moss Portis Defense pushed redskins over the top brunell no factor This is getting fun Hopefully A-J joins in will need some backup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 KK, If you would look back at the WE WANT DALLAS threads and all of the other "we want" threads, you will see the there are MANY Redskin haiku's for the season. I am sure you remember those......didn't you participate. You might want to search for those and put them here also. We have some excellent posters here. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Oh no, not Haiku. TheDane is quite fond of them, Like crushing Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Brunell no factor? Then who threw the ball to Moss? It wasn't Portis. Twenty-three touchdowns With just ten interceptions Best season ever. Twenty-three touchdowns With just ten interceptions Pat would reverse that. Moss had career year, As did Brunell. Pro-Bowl stats. Expect more next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I'm an Eagles fan. A Redskins fan? Not so much. Still, this is very fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Injuries on line, QB back from injury, Eagles window closed. :nana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSchwartz Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Moss has career year running screen passes for scores makes brunell look great 23 touchdowns 11 are short dump offs not as impressive Moss has career year Gains half his yards after catch Brunell not factor Oakland comes to town Brunell "lights up" worst defense loses game for skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Pigskin poetry? What's next, halftime petits fors? Someone fetch me beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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