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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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"People will respond if they know anything." -- dfitzo53, GameBreakerSports Thread

Hey, I'm not your friend. ;)

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"Thankfully I only used the bathroom and not the microwave"---honorary_hog, Errr...uh...you can't make this stuff up Thread

Dang! Dfitzo....you beat me to it! Well I'm sure I can find another incriminating quote from him.....

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"BTW - at least get the facts right - we don't marry goats, we prefer sheep"---T.E.G., the I thought this only happened in dirty movies (was WVA) thread

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"take humorous bits of your friends'' - honorary hog, The "Taken out of context thread." :silly:

Precisely what I was looking for. :laugh: :applause: :notworthy

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From the microwaved penis thread.

Keep 'em coming!

(Go ahead, use that one too...)

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"suck the Cowboys *****" -- rincewind, Madden or Vitale: Which is worse Thread :doh: :silly:

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Looks like someone was one step ahead of me in checking the, ah, goat love thread.

Arkansas is good for 1 or 2 goat marryings a year!

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"Teacher caught in Bush" -- hokie4redskins, Teacher Caught in Bush "rant" Thread

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"suck the Cowboys *****" -- rincewind, Madden or Vitale: Which is worse Thread :doh: :silly:

HEY! That was taken out of cont... oh, wait - nevermind.

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I have trouble getting behind anything

Mr. Nostril, from the Passion of the Christ thread.

I'm sorry, Jesus.

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I know most people hate the ewoks, but they didn't really bother me.

- Rincewind, What is your favorite Star Wars film? - For Rincewind

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"having been personally hurt by one or several is preferable." -- Thiebear, Congressman Bribery Thread

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Very clever idea on your part.

Thanks. Just hope no one gets nasty with their posts so it stays open.

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- Rincewind, What is your favorite Star Wars film? - For Rincewind

Dang - you start a thread for me, then take my words out of context in said thread. :mad: :)

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"It had the one long horn, one big eye." -- georgiaredskin, Neverending Story Thread

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