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The "Taken out of context" thread.

Which is worse:  

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  1. 1. Which is worse:

    • Madden
      10
    • Vitale
      33


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i saw iheart coming
we didn't even know Tarhog was a male until the "nipple" thread.
I'm a suspect in a crime
I'll probably manage to piss

Predict the next mod thread.

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"he looks like he smells like pee" Grimm, is EVH on drugs

"Time to go pick up the mandatory cigarettes and porn. I'm a fan of SHAVED myself" Who del, I'm an adult

"Tequila is the work of the goddamn devil" PleaseBlitz, I'm an adult. Too true, I ****ing hate tequila.

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Umm....just swallow it. What's the problem? Maybe try throwing your head back as you swallow?

Is it hard for you to swallow a pill thread

I'm going to drag

Bubba was right thread

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More from the "Is it hard for you to swallow a pill?" thread

My wife has the same problem. For some reason she just can NOT swallow
Don't tense up your tounge or clinch your throat and swallow it down with a gulp of water. Stay relaxed. You're going to have to trick yourself into doing it as it seems your mind doesn't wan't to let you.
Put it in a spoonful of ice cream, thats what I did before i could swallow
My sister had this issue too. I just don't get it. JUST SWALLOW IT!!!!

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Everyone who has been outed in this thread can never become President.:laugh:

Fortunately I don't think I've been quoted saying anything too damaging.

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From the Will order EVER be restored to the Stadium ? thread

Okay.

I'll try to go back.

But.....would you hold my hand while I cautiously enter :paranoid:

As long as you don't wear any of that Crow makeup.

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these need to be taken WAY out of context.

make sure my sperm were swimming upstream
"I think I'm ovulating"
sex becomes a burden
Was working a lot of double shifts, and was just too pooped to pop

a poll for married people

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my sister's coming

Re: What's on your Super Bowl Party menu?

I'm a stoopid liberal

Re: What you hate the most...

take shots at Muslims

Re: If Your life was taken today.......

it wasnt easy to find suitable ones I will give you that, maybe others can do better than me

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Yeah that's right, I'm a dork.

That's a guy!!!!!!!!!! She's a he...errrummmmm :thud:

at least I don't have to toot
I can not believe you boys left out our one and only porn star.
it's Mickalino, not Mickalina.

Remember how distraught you were when I kicked him over the bridge?
PleaseBlitz is a cool name.

Oh you're just salty because Ponch called you a homo.

Best Username thread.

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From the Which ES member would you most like to hang out with ? thread.

What can I say, I'm easy.

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Combo. :laugh:

From the Which ES member would you most like to hang out with ? thread.

What can I say, I'm easy.
:laugh: :silly:
Man, I have to go to bed!

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