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The "Taken out of context" thread.

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  1. 1. Which is worse:

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    • Vitale
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No, that would make me Understando. :laugh:
Anyone care to explain so i know which one people are supposed to label me?
trust me she needed that heart attack.
I do believe Satan plays for the N.Y. Islanders
God is not a control freak

and then

hope is awesome.

Athiests only--Volume I

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For the record, I had one that was perfect for this thread, but it was 1) in a PM & 2) I was specifically asked not to post it in this thread. So I won't. I will, however reflect back on it & laugh my ass of over it. It's pretty funny, in an inbread, six-toe kinda way. To bad you all can't laugh with me. :)

that's just not fair! now that you mentioned it, you MUST tell us!

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that's just not fair! now that you mentioned it, you MUST tell us!

Can't. Sorry.

But thaks for quoting it. Now I get to reflect back on it & laugh again. :)

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muahahahahaha.

You'd better not! :secret:

I'm only laughing on the inside. :paranoid:

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Well I suppose I live closer to WV than you do. :doh:

Be glad we outlawed WV jokes here. :laugh:

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I knew I was in for that one! But I just had to say it.

I'm sure it was unintentional....just jumped out at me though and had to be posted in here! :D

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I'm sure it was unintentional....just jumped out at me though and had to be posted in here! :D

I meant to say that. Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo does it for me and I'm proud and I am not ashamed!!!!

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Ok, I got the motivation to do Volume 3 of PleaseBlitz's drunk thread.

"b/c i can't think" - meetST

"im a big dumbass, and i dont know andything about football" - PleaseBlitz

"Dont let it die!" - PleaseBlitz

"he didnt end up with her. He just rented her for awhile." - PleaseBlitz

"You're cooking a pig on your tiki torches?" - 21KO

"Grilled cheeses when you are wasted." - PleaseBlitz

"Swine would be delicous right now." - PleaseBlitz

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Ok, I got the motivation to do Volume 3 of PleaseBlitz's drunk thread.

"b/c i can't think" - meetST

"im a big dumbass, and i dont know andything about football" - PleaseBlitz

"Dont let it die!" - PleaseBlitz

"he didnt end up with her. He just rented her for awhile." - PleaseBlitz

"You're cooking a pig on your tiki torches?" - 21KO

"Grilled cheeses when you are wasted." - PleaseBlitz

"Swine would be delicous right now." - PleaseBlitz

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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From the Delete This Thread:

"they dont censor ass on here, I did not know that." - MLSkins

"all them joints today laughed my ass off." - MLSkins

"Bran muffins are good for washing the car. " - zoony

"I'm in a relationship where my wife beats me. Everyday." - Who Del

"Tarhog, that is an amazing picture. That thingy looks might big and close. I hope everything made it through i'll right." - rincewind

"nice muffins :yikes: " - Tarhog

"I like me some french fried pertaters. mmm hmmm." - georgiaredskin

"IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - PleaseBlitz

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Ode to Out of Context

An intense feeling we all share, deep seething hatred

I shot my wife, I wish it had been harder

You see, that lady, she had balls

Put on an alien suit, had to leave the house

Told me if I took her oxygen she'd haunt me

But I don't take much in life seriously

Just a slave to every biological urge

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This thread is golden

"you have to wonder if the boys gave her their 100% best effort, or if they held back. I would hope they came with it" jrockster

"If you want to play you have to wear the skirt!" rincewind

"i had to wrestle women on occasion" pleaseblitz

"He was okay...nothing special" dks1240

"god forbid there are actually gay guys in high school!" jrockster

" I don't think its really fair to put the boys in that situation. Plus, they have to be careful about touching their girly parts" rincewind

"Sometimes the only way to grab someone is by the nether-regions" jrockster

"You would think that all that wrestling with bears and such would build strength" slateman

from the

SI.com: Alaskan girl wins state H.S. wrestling title over boys thread

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