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The "Taken out of context" thread.

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5 hours ago, Voice_of_Reason said:

Background: WIP report = Work In Progress.Shows hours, person, hours and bill rate for each employee working on a project, so the management team knows the financials of the project.   For some reason, our WIPs are often wrong, and a lovely young lady in accounting has to fix them.  She fixed a WIP 

 

So I get an email today from her that reads "Wips are my favorite."  With a WIP report attached that she had to fix.  

 

I'm so tempted to forward to her boyfriend (also works for the company) with just a :) 

 

But, I think that I will err on the side of not being fired for sexual harassment.  

That sure is a lot of context for the "Taken out of context" thread.

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Sounds like a pro...

 

RV Thread...

 

7 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

Someone with no experience would probably struggle with something so large but like so many other things in life, start small and work your way up.  

 

 

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1 hour ago, DC9 said:

I was with 24 dudes

 

1 hour ago, DC9 said:

I'm not even sure it's that deep. 

Last bump was Halloween? Unacceptable.

 

from 

 

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On 1/30/2018 at 12:14 AM, Malapropismic Depository said:

 

Good stuff....keep em comin....long or short.

 

From Random Jokes Thread

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Sorry, bro, had to : )      rtt

 

16 minutes ago, Warhead36 said:

I haven't played in so long, I'll probably bust out early.

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Got an mail this morning from a client.  1 line.  

 

"Can we get a meeting with John to see his tool? "

 

**NOTE: Name has been changed to protect both the guilty and the victim...

 

I literally spit out my coffee.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Dont Taze Me Bro said:

 

The Grilling and Cooking thread :cheers:

LOL! Yup, figured I'd be seeing this today, when I wrote it I thought of changing it but was too lazy. LOL

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RRT - if you want to stay out this thread, don't tell dudes to toss your salad, brah 

 

3 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

I call you chew cause chew my ****. 

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Mary, you should know ES messaging ain't for dick pics, RTT:ols:

 

 

49 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

Send me a pic, I'll let you know. ?

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This wouldn't shock me at all, Doc

 

RTT

 

7 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

you can bet your sweet ass I’m coming first. 

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From the Xbox vs Playstation thread

12 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

I’ve never bathed.

 

This is not helping the stereotype about people who play video games.

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15 minutes ago, PokerPacker said:

These days, I'll take "really good and long enough" over "really long and good enough".

 

Xbox One Vs. PS4 thread

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On 6/27/2019 at 1:42 PM, Califan007 said:

chicks dig guys with knowledge of the TOS

I always knew my encyclopedia knowledge of Star Trek: The Original Series would pay off some day.  Just like Kirk's Corbomite gambit paid off when he bluffed the child-looking alien Balok played by Ron Howard's brother, Clint.

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On 1/28/2018 at 7:57 AM, DC9 said:

That's a stretch... but I'll allow it. 

 

“Oh my!”

 

(A TOOC from the TOOC thread...)

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