dfitzo53 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. For the rest, click the link. Apologies to those who may live in West Virginia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Enter WVU fans in 5.4.3.2.1.......... FWIW, you should title the thread with the article title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Nope. Arkansas is good for 1 or 2 goat marryings a year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ok, this is where i try not to take disparaging, stereotypical comments too seriously. ..............must be above the fools that still think this way.........must stay calm........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ............doesn't matter that disparaging, stereotypical comments about west virginians seem to be the only ones that are accepted as thread titles here, must stay calm............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ............doesn't matter that disparaging, stereotypical comments about west virginians seem to be the only ones that are accepted as thread titles here, must stay calm............... For Some reason I don't think he is finshed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 For Some reason I don't think he is finshed yet. Really - just let it out Major. Its alright, go ahead and vent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Aren't back-to-back posts considered "spam" by the board rules? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Aren't back-to-back posts considered "spam" by the board rules? :paranoid: no :paranoid: but seriously, dfitzo, the west virginia bit is played out. come up with your own ####. it's old, it's not funny, and i'm not sure why it's ok here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Its ok Major - if anything - I have found that we Appalachians can laugh at ourselves rather easily. Let people believe what they want to, we all know the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "Nows, nows - they's my parents too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 no :paranoid:but seriously, dfitzo, the west virginia bit is played out. come up with your own ####. it's old, it's not funny, and i'm not sure why it's ok here. Yeah that is kinda played out. I really don't even hear that many people say it no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "Nows, nows - they's my parents too." i don't get it. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 BTW - at least get the facts right - we don't marry goats, we prefer sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I actually don't mind WV jokes. It helps me weed out the morons. One down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I actually don't mind WV jokes. It helps me weed out the morons. One down... hmmm, an interesting take. maybe i should subscribe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Told you. Just don't mention the 34-17 shellacking at the hands of VT. Then they get REALLY pissed. Or, pretend it doesn't bother them even though you KNOW it does. Either one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 you guys are all so yesterday with your arkansas and wv for bestiality, washington state is the new punching bag for that. When a guy kills himself having sex with a horse, he earns his state that crown for keeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Told you. Just don't mention the 34-17 shellacking at the hands of VT. Then they get REALLY pissed. no, we just point to our sig. and chant "gator bowl, gator bowl." not to mention the all-time series. or we just say that this thread has nothing to do w/ college athletics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i don't get it. :whoknows: Its a quote from the Simpons. I've told you before I love W.V. - but i also understand jokes are jokes. I know you guys get it bad about inbreeding and all, but you know its not true - laugh/don't laugh and be done with it. I know how you feel, i'm from Jersey, we are constently called the armpit of America - but i particpate in the jokes and turn them around. No need to get upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Its a quote from the Simpons. I've told you before I love W.V. - but i also understand jokes are jokes. I know you guys get it bad about inbreeding and all, but you know its not true - laugh/don't laugh and be done with it. I know how you feel, i'm from Jersey, we are constently called the armpit of America - but i particpate in the jokes and turn them around. No need to get upset. i try. i have a sense of humor, i swear. but we've dealt with this forever, and, sorry, saying that you #### sheep and sleep with your sister is far more insulting than being tagged the armpit of america. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 i try. i have a sense of humor, i swear. but we've dealt with this forever, and, sorry, saying that you #### sheep and sleep with your sister is far more insulting than being tagged the armpit of america. More insulting, but funnier. Actually, i hate being tagged a New York suburb more - i'm from south jersey, the city to me is Philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 no, we just point to our sig. and chant "gator bowl, gator bowl."not to mention the all-time series. or we just say that this thread has nothing to do w/ college athletics. Considering the only reason you even PLAYED in the Sugar Bowl is because Virginia Tech and Miami left, but whatever. Whatever helps you sleep at night.........with goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 More insulting, but funnier. funnier, sure, but a lot less true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Considering the only reason you even PLAYED in the Sugar Bowl is because Virginia Tech and Miami left, but whatever. Whatever helps you sleep at night.........with goats. now, i'll give you a point for wit. :applause: a lot of conjecture in that post. but really, this is off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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