turtle Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Here are some more that are funny as well. http://www.thehogs.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=787 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoos911 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 this **** is funny i hope it keeps going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinman574 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up--fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. . . . Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Little Johnny, "He plays for the Dallas Cowboys, but I was too embarrassed to say so." The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions. What do you say to get 47 Cowboys players to all stand at once? "Will the defendant please rise?" Why can't Dallas Cowboys players find the Cowboys web site on the Internet? They haven't been able to get three ''W's'' in a row all season! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1SkinsFan Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Wow, that is cold. Thanks for sharing. This rivalry is going to be around for another fifty years. no doubt! :point2sky :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Did you hear the one about place kicker Zendahaus? He attempted suicide, but he missed to the left!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItaliaMuscle Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 i have the greatest joke in the world! ready? the cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul55 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Wait! The Dallas cowboys, Americas team is moving. They are going to the Philipines. Their new name will be the Manilla folders. Bada bing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 What do you call 53 guys watching the Super Bowl?Philadelphia Eagles Living in Philly, I'll be sure to share this with all of my loser eagles friends. HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Two Cowboy fans in London whilst looking for work were strolling down Oxford Street. After walking for a few minutes, Chad turns to Terry with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Terry, will you have a look at that shop over there, I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!" Terry says: "Chad you're right so you are, will you have a look at that. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Texas. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dallas I bet." Chad says in agreement: "Terry that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't. Terry thinks and says: "Chad, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Texans. No he won't." "OK Chad", agrees Terry, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English." So the 2 visitors to the illustrious capital city go into the shop, where Terry is greeted politely by the owner. Terry then proceeds to do his best Londoner impression using the ryming slang he had heard from the films; "Awwwight Guvnor, I'll `ave 20 of yer `Whistle'un Flutes', 20 `Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 `Pictures of the Queen in my `Sky Rocket'." Upon hearing this request from Terry, the owner smiles, takes a look at Chad as well then says to Terry "You're Cowboy fans aren't you?" Quite bemused, Terry replies, "Sure am all the way from the lone star state," How in God's name did you know that we were Texans?" The Owner replies "This is a Dry Cleaners" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Pretty good, Abderdeen, but you forgot to change the last Paddy into a Terry! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Pretty good, Abderdeen, but you forgot to change the last Paddy into a Terry! :laugh: :doh: :doh: :doh: I made up for it with this thread though http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightForOldDC21 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 haha thats a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 that website is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahbird Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 DeMarcus Ware came home from third grade crying one day, when his mother asked why he was crying he said, "all the other kids make fun of me because i am taller and have hair around my penis and wear bigger clothes." His mother, somewhat shocked, replied, "but demarcus you gotta understand, your nineteen years old" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysaskin Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a superbowl ring? A Thief Four NFL fans climb to the top of mount Everest, A Redskins Fan, Packers fan, Cowboys fan and Broncos fan The first fan says "This is for the Broncos, I love them" and throws himself off the mountain The Packers fan says," This is for the Pack and for Lambeau field" and throws himself off the mountain The Redskins fan says: "This is for everybody else" and throws the Cowboys fan off the mountain Finally Albert Einstein was at a party he asked the first person whom he met what their IQ was, the person responed "200" Einstein says, "great we have much to discuss, like the nature of the universe, science and philosophy." He then meets a second person and asks their IQ, the person responds "140" Einstein says: "great we have so much to discuss, like politics and economics." He finds a third person and asks them their IQ. The person responds with "51" Eisntein is quiet for a moment and then responds "How about them Cowboys?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Jump....Do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 somebody already made this same exact thread like 3 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 somebody already made this same exact thread like 3 times ...and it's still just as funny. I'm lovin' it. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE POSSE 81 83 84 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 My history of american sport professor who is from philly said back in his youth at school they would have this thing called "Philadelphia Sports Day." So I asked him if he brought nuses to school to resemble choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 My history of american sport professor who is from philly said back in his youth at school they would have this thing called "Philadelphia Sports Day."So I asked him if he brought nuses to school to resemble choking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....OMG THAT IS HILAROUS ....BET YOU GOT A F IN THAT CLASS, AND I BET HE CALLED YOUR PARENTS TOO :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE POSSE 81 83 84 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....OMG THAT IS HILAROUS ....BET YOU GOT A F IN THAT CLASS, AND I BET HE CALLED YOUR PARENTS TOO :laugh: :laugh: He was actually a good sport about it. It was probably the first time he was ever left speechless. On the contrary, I did get an A in that class and he says that I am one of his favorite students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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