stwasm Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 A priest is walking down the street when he sees a man standing on a ledge, threatening to jump. He exorts to the man, "My son, my son. Please don't jump. Think about all of your family and friends you'll leave behind to mourn you." The man responds, "Aw, my family has disowned me and all of my friends have betrayed me." The priest then says, "But, my son. God loves you. He doesn't want to see you do this to yourself." The man gets even more agitated, responding, "God doesn't love me. If He did, He wouldn't have let me get into the mess I'm in, now." The priest, now, is really nervous, until he comes up with a bright idea. "My son! Think of the Redskins! Joe Gibbs is back. The team had a GREAT run last season and looks like it's on its way back to the Super Bowl!" "Redskins?" the man responds. "I HATE the Redskins! I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan!" The priest responds, "WELL, THEN GO AHEAD AND JUMP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donita35 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Wow, that is cold. Thanks for sharing. This rivalry is going to be around for another fifty years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 How do you keep Chicago Bears out of your backyard? Put up goal posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 haha, not bad, definitely goes up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 What do you call 53 guys watching the Super Bowl? Philadelphia Eagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant15fromNJ Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Thats very funny I like that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 How do you keep Chicago Bears out of your backyard?Put up goal posts. :laugh: :laugh: That was wrong .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_Fan Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 http://www.dallascowboyssuck.com/content.php?article.15 these jokes are funny lol, check'em out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Gibbs II Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 My favorites "A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explains that they are extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you." How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy from robbing your house? Paint a goal line in front of your door. Michael Irvin demanded a trade from the Cowboys to the Eagles, because he wanted the crack in the Liberty Bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What's the difference between a dollar and the dallas cowboys? You get four quarters out of a dollar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefPowhatan17 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I love cowgirl jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy from robbing your house? Paint a goal line in front of your door. :laugh: :laugh: Why doesn't Dallas have a version of the 'Lambeau Leap?' It hurts jumping into empty stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Did you hear that Dallas are to be renamed the Dallas Tampons ? They are only good for for one period and they dont have a second string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Did you hear that Dallas are to be renamed the Dallas Tampons ? They are only good for for one period and they dont have a second string. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 That is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What do you call 53 guys watching the Super Bowl?Philadelphia Eagles :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyim Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Joke, but a true story.... My 4-year old son has a couple of cousins that come over to the house--a 7 yr. old boy & a 5 yr. old girl. A year ago, both of them accidentally left their hats at our house...a pink tiara and a ballcap. I come home, and I find my son running aroung the house with the tiara on, yelling, "daddy, I'm a fairy, I'm a fairy" My wife has this look of shock while laughing about it, & she explains to me that he'd been doing this for the last hour. With a deadpan stare, I looked at my wife & said: "honey, as long as he doesn't put on that damn COWBOYS ballcap, we'll be ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 A 13 year old boy, from Dallas, comes home from school with a smile on his face. His mother asks, "How was school today?" The boy then responded, "It was great mommy, I had sex with the teacher today!" His mother was shocked and couldn't believe what she just heard so she sends him to his room to wait until his father comes home. Later, when his father comes home from work, his wife tells him, "You might want to ask your son what he did today." So the father does just that. "Son, your mother sent me in here to ask how your day went," he said. "It was great daddy, I had sex with the teacher today!" His father was shocked but immediately began to smile and gave his son a high-five and says that he is so happy that he is going to buy his son a new bike for that good news. The boy then replied, " But daddy, I do not know if I will be able to ride that bike because my a** still hurts. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFanInSeattle Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 that was funny.. dirty, but Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What's the difference between a quarter and the dallas cowboys?You get four quarters out of a dollar You might want to edit that so it says whats the difference between a dollar and the cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You might want to edit that so it says whats the difference between a dollar and the cowboys. good looking out :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jofizz Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What's the difference between a dollar and the dallas cowboys? You get four quarters out of a dollar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washogskinz Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Did you see where Dallas has a new Team Song? Yeah. The love theme from "Brokeback Mountain"!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigajb Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 :wavetowel :laugh: AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 What's the difference between a cowboys cheerleader and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods. By the way, I'm sorry for the visual... What's Nate Newton's personal motto? If at first you don't suceed, try, try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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