Kosher Ham Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I left early from work today, which made my boss so angry that he said, "Then don't bother coming back to work on Monday". Woo Hoo !! I get a 4-day weekend !! Why did you leave early ? Are you going back to unemployment ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Why did you leave early ? Are you going back to unemployment ? No, I thought I was supposed to come back Tuesday :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 The job is...... *sigh* At a company that.....I can't even say it.....OK.....um...... The company decorates wine bottles for vineyards. :doh: Hopefully this is just a hold-over until that other gig we talked about comes through. Congratulations, man! Even if it isn't your ideal job. Things sound like they're looking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Random thought: Bicycle night train Waterloo experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Wow 7AG0ddWf9TQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 so......my new nickname among my brown friends is alam channa. for those that dont know, Alam Channa was tallest man in the world at one point, and he was born in Pakistan...so its a term the use whenever someone is abnormally tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 so its a term the use whenever someone is abnormally tall Dude, I knew you were abnormal, but I had no idea you were tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 TGIF and for AC and beer...now I need a fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Why would you need a fan if you have AC ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Why would you need a fan if you have AC ?Extra circulation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Maybe he needs a fan, like a "twa fan". I guess he would have to make jerseys and hats first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Wow, what a transformation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Why would you need a fan if you have AC ? to blow on my junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 to blow on my junk. That's gotta be a big fan, then. I mean, big because it has to be strong enough to withstand your feet propped on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm open to BBW in time of need. ice would be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 double-post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm open to BBW in time of need. Who said anything about Big Black Women ? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 apparently Kevin Durant is back in town...some of my friends saw him at Pentagon City mall....wish I had been there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 porkchop sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Omq dhese folks at mcdonalds done qot on mha last nerve i dont think i cant dhis no lonq. uqh" Someone posted that on facebook. Why the **** can't a grown person type correctly? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Sorry Mick... Ms. Clinton is still not hot. Not even close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Omq dhese folks at mcdonalds done qot on mha last nerve i dont think i cant dhis no lonq. uqh" Someone posted that on facebook. Why the **** can't a grown person type correctly? :doh: My guess is excessive alcohol consumption... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 wish I had that problem....we need 24 hr liquor stores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Does anyone else think that Chelsea Clinton bares a striking resemblance to Shaun White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 wish I had that problem....we need 24 hr liquor stores I want to open a delivery liquor and beer (and if you need them and are already getting alcohol....ciggs) service. they call, tell you what they want,I deliver with a mark up. 10 dollar delivery fee. 5 dollar mark up on bottles over a litre. 3 dollar mark up on bottles less then a litre. (makes it more economical to buy the litre)2.50 mark up on beer of any size. An additional fee if you wanted me to stop and get you ciggs or some fast food. May seem like price gouging, but yo uwould be getting the liquor delivered! Hadnt figured out a way to get the half drunk females with lowered standards and inhabitions from the bar into the car though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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