The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) :mad: were you partying hard last night little missy? :pfft: I know I was...mowed the lawn, which btw, ****ing sucks...I could go without doing that for the rest of my life...Ive come to the conclusion I dont want a lawn unless I can get a riding lawn mower...but I digress... so I went across the street to a restaurant my friend bartends at, the happy hour specials were fantastic.. 1 dollar domestic 1.5 premium half price rails half price appetizers needless to say, i had a fun time with Blue Moons, Coke & Bourbons, and some Blue Hawaiis with potato skins then I got up at 5am and drove to work...I feel fine, being young is nice Edited July 20, 2010 by The Brave Little Toaster Oven Link to post Share on other sites
ixcuincle Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 These dumb baseball games are so tough to play Keep finishing 4th or 5th in AL East with the Orioles despite massive overhaul to rotations Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 These dumb baseball games are so tough to playKeep finishing 4th or 5th in AL East with the Orioles despite massive overhaul to rotations Just trade your team to the Rangers for their entire roster and you will finish in 1st. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 had a dream the skins beat the cowboys 35-0. i miss football Link to post Share on other sites
Capt. Kaos Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 you ever see something and immediately think to your self "Holy Crap XXX would love that" where XXX is an ES Member?!? We were out at a local Bike Nite on Saturday and a custom builder from the area was showing off his wares. Any guesses who I thought of first?!? Link to post Share on other sites
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Any guesses who I thought of first?!? footballhenry? Link to post Share on other sites
IONTOP Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) I had a dream that I was taking some crazy ass night class about long term investment planning. We were all assigned to take care of like 18 of those home ec babies, that you have to carry around and shut them up when they cried or change their diapers... Well it turns out it was 6 babies, 6 penguins, and 6 long beaked birds, the penguins and birds kept biting my fingers and I was getting really frustrated. Well one of the babies started crying and I picked it up and purposely dropped it... Blood started to come out, I killed a fake baby on purpose to get it to stop crying... And then the birds ate the penguins.... And I delivered food to Cracker Barrel and was looking for this redhead who came into my bar the other day... She wasn't there, because it was a dream... But the redhead is real... I don't think I'm going to be a good father... Especially if I can't find the hot chick again... Edited July 20, 2010 by IONTOP Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Sinister Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) I had a dream one time where Scarlett Johannson was my cleaning lady and she spoke with a french accent. Best dream I've ever had. Edited July 20, 2010 by Mr. Sinister Link to post Share on other sites
Mark The Homer Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 ....We're out of town this weekend, so I'm thinking the 31st or 1st would be best :cool: You are aware of this, right? I had a dream that I was taking some crazy ass night class about long term investment planning. We were all assigned to take care of like 18 of those home ec babies, that you have to carry around and shut them up when they cried or change their diapers... Well it turns out it was 6 babies, 6 penguins, and 6 long beaked birds, the penguins and birds kept biting my fingers and I was getting really frustrated. Well one of the babies started crying and I picked it up and purposely dropped it... Blood started to come out, I killed a fake baby on purpose to get it to stop crying... And then the birds ate the penguins....And I delivered food to Cracker Barrel and was looking for this redhead who came into my bar the other day... She wasn't there, because it was a dream... .. Yeah - I get dreams like that all the time Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 i had a dream my nieghbor threatened to stick his dog on me so i ate his dog. Link to post Share on other sites
renaissance Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 You are aware of this, right? I was not....we have a soccer game that day though so can't make it out. You gonna be too hungover to get a burger that Sunday? Link to post Share on other sites
thebluefood Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HzqoNZMlNo&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HzqoNZMlNo&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Best. Break-Up song. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 thank you for sharing that song, never heard it before but i did enjoy it Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 BB King is my favorite guitarist of all time. Love that song and every other song he's ever done. Link to post Share on other sites
No Excuses Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 So I move from Richmond to DC because I transferred from VCU to GWU. I'm pretty excited to move into the DC area. My best friends are moving from the Northern VA. area to Richmond lol. One is going to University of Richmond the other is going to VCU. My other really good friend is going to school at Georgia. Fail. Link to post Share on other sites
IONTOP Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Just read the official rules for Calvinball... I need a mask, wicket, and flag, along with a spherical or non spherical object referred to as the Calvinball... Link to post Share on other sites
MissU28 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 threatened to stick his dog on me stick his dog on you? Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 stick his dog on you? sick or stick dunno really, you know sick´em boy like that Link to post Share on other sites
MissU28 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 sick or stick dunno really, you know sick´em boy like that it's sic Link to post Share on other sites
IONTOP Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 stick [sic] his dog on you? So would that be correct if I were to quote you in an article? Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 thank you i feel smarter yet dumber Link to post Share on other sites
MissU28 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 So would that be correct if I were to quote you in an article? yes, perfect Link to post Share on other sites
IONTOP Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 yes, perfect Pretty cool literary function when you can both correct and show it was a misspelling at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) So I move from Richmond to DC because I transferred from VCU to GWU. I'm pretty excited to move into the DC area. My best friends are moving from the Northern VA. area to Richmond lol. One is going to University of Richmond the other is going to VCU. My other really good friend is going to school at Georgia.Fail. That friend is awesome. it's sic SIC EM!!!! :wavetowel Edited July 20, 2010 by royallypwned Link to post Share on other sites
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