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Looking forward to March 17th

Not me.

My friend/roommate makes idiotic decisions sometimes. I was in the living room ironing some shirts. Well my friend comes in the room and says "Is this on?" and proceeds to touch the scalding hot iron. He is now currently whimpering on the couch with a wet towel over his fingers. WTF? All you have to do is stick your hand in front of the iron and you can feel the immense heat. You don't have to touch it. What an idiot. :ols:

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Is he a Cowboys and Mavericks fan too

He's only really a Cowboys fan. He doesn't really care about the Mavs, but I guess he'll kinda cheer for them some just because he's in Dallas. I know where you're going with this. :mad:

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Not me.

My friend/roommate makes idiotic decisions sometimes. I was in the living room ironing some shirts. Well my friend comes in the room and says "Is this on?" and proceeds to touch the scalding hot iron. He is now currently whimpering on the couch with a wet towel over his fingers. WTF? All you have to do is stick your hand in front of the iron and you can feel the immense heat. You don't have to touch it. What an idiot. :ols:

:ols::ols::ols:
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My friend/roommate makes idiotic decisions sometimes. I was in the living room ironing some shirts. Well my friend comes in the room and says "Is this on?" and proceeds to touch the scalding hot iron. He is now currently whimpering on the couch with a wet towel over his fingers. WTF? All you have to do is stick your hand in front of the iron and you can feel the immense heat. You don't have to touch it. What an idiot. :ols:

He must be a Cowboy fan, too ;)

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This is pretty damn funny :ols::ols:

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Stranger: Hi 22m Here.

You: hi, 19fm

Stranger: fm?

You: female

Stranger: oh

Stranger: what are udoing

You: watching something hot on tv...i like mexican soap operas :)

You: you?

Stranger: im looking for some horny girl with or without cam

Stranger: to have sex x cam

You: oooooh

You: hmmm

You: really?

Stranger: yea

You: that sounds like it could be fun

Stranger: ;)

You: im a good girl though

Stranger: ;p

Stranger: be a bad girl for a moment

Stranger: haha

You: haha you are good

You: im feeling naughty

You: i hope my mom doesnt find out

Stranger: she wont

You: how do you know?

Stranger: i like how u are feeling

Stranger: i dont know but I hope that

You: what do you look like?

You: i dont like midgets

You: they piss me off

Stranger: welll i height 1.80metres and weight 75 kilos

Stranger: i have a black hair

You: where do you live?

Stranger: usa u?

You: why are you using metres then?

You: we dont have the metric system in america..

Stranger: cause i live in usa but im from south america

Stranger: im used to use metres

You: oh god, what country?

Stranger: Chile

Stranger: and u?

You: im not allowed to date chileans :( im from panama

Stranger: :P

You: seriously

You: my mom would disown me

Stranger: im getting horny

You: im not, chileans are stinky :(

You: you ruined it

You: ****

Stranger: lol

You: i was so horny too

Stranger: im normal

Stranger: u have a bad impression

You: if you had said brazillian id be down

You: :(

Stranger: whatever

You: why couldnt you have said argentina?

You: why chile?

You: my poor mother

Stranger: cause it doesnt matter to me

You: it does to my mom

Stranger: ur mom is a racist person then

You: no, she has chilean friends

Stranger: and has a wrong impression

Stranger: Chilean people are good

Stranger: mostly

You: she said 'chileans are nice people...but they are NOT for dating'

Stranger: this is not a date

Stranger: is just a horny moment, with a little fun

Stranger: :P

Stranger: but if u dont want it its ok

Stranger: disconect me

You: can you pretend you are puerto rican?

Stranger: sure

You: say something a puerto rican guy would say

Stranger: Hola mi chica como estas

You: they wouldnt say that, thats what all the chileans say to me :(

You: you gotta use more slang

Stranger: lol chilean people dont say that

You: all the ones here do

You: they dont use the slang like puerto rican guys do

your partner has disconnected

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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I just started flipping through channels and found The Replacements. I feel like the only person in America who really likes this movie, and it's even better drunk. Stupid, mindless entertainment that even manages to overcome my usual pet peeve of football scenarios that make absolutely no sense.

Go Falco!

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